Well @desperate-dan can your boys pull off mission impossible in Paris tonight?Can’t say I saw anything in the first leg to make me think they can but it’s only 1-0 so anything can happen.Trouble is Arsenal seem to have gone off the boil at the wrong time while PSG are going in the opposite direction.Their version of the full court press is…[Read more]

Well, we are educating people, aren’t we?

A very authentic performance from that fine English thespian Robin Askwith a keen student of Stanislavski.Apparently in preperation for ‘Confessions’ he spent 6 months in a monastery where he did nothing but flirt with monks and clean stained glass windows so that when he was unleashed on a council estate full of bored slappers it was a…[Read more]

We know it’s really like this @brianN.  Some useful techniques for you here.

Well that’s an hour and a half of my life I’ll never get back.Can’t decide what was worse ,the film or the window cleaning.At the end after killing a dozen people our Daisy was told by the officer in charge that  she’d done a great job.Obviously not a reference to the windows.

Noticed there’s a film on Sky at the moment called The Cleaner where Daisy Ridley a ‘soldier turned window cleaner’ attempts to rescue 300 hostages.I’ll give her a pass on the action scenes but shall keep a beady eye on her window cleaning technique.They never get it right.

Sorry about that Miss Texas.In these days of gender fluidity what’s a pronoun between friends?Actually my preferred pronoun is she but only at weekends.Wonder what the ratio is between male and female flingers?@desperate-dan is our resident statistician and probably knows the answer to a fraction of a percentage point.

Intrigued to know what…[Read more]

You’ve frightened him off now @ixan57 and anyway who are you calling a mad dog?She’ll bite yer ankles.

Greedings @abcrazy (aren’t we all?).Yes I’m afraid the community upped and left years ago about the same time as Rovio left Angry Birds is my guess.Just us old chisellers here now but we do have a laugh.BTW it’s Dan who puts the weird music on the jukebox.https://youtu.be/kxrMD7Moy1k?si=7DK8ULk5gCEaNFRG

Hi @abcrazy, see you found the new premises. There a few of us still around, one or two old timers you might know. Some just lurk, coming out when there are free drinks. Others just stick weird stuff on the jukebox. Once in a blue moon there’s actually a post about Angry Birds. Otherwise we moan about how bad our respective governments are without…[Read more]

Where’s Holmes when you need him?https://youtu.be/FOvoFOOOZ1w?si=1QaRAm1DzvaORT6m

Here’s one for all Falkirk fans.https://youtu.be/mTUhnIY3oRM?si=3CXwXG9huwSq7wrS

I think that was the Monster Raving Loony Party candidate…I’d vote for him.

Work Highlight of the Week.

So I was walking up the drive to start a house(Duke St. to be precise)and the gardener was already there standing with his back to me trying to start a petrol powered leaf blower.Only it wouldn’t.So he’s getting more and more frustrated and…[Read more]

Twiggy’s friend Colin went to vote in today’s elections, according to the BBC.

Yes, mini-Schnauzers are famous for that look. It can be terrifying. They know something.

Quite an intense look from Twiggy there Dan.The thousand yard stare from 3 feet always works.

Well don’t act all surprised.https://youtu.be/laWx8HMmXqk?si=UHXvlDlnbJBlPhQF

Someone fell out of the clown car.