1500 comments on the new BP site. 160343 on the old BP site.  At this rate we will match the old site in about 89 years. Surely @brianN will have run out of EE tracks by then.

Hey Bunny so tempted to play Mercury and me by EE.I shall refrain.Any movement on the housing front?

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Fantastic piece of fielding from Wharton.He jumped and took a high catch one handed but went over the boundary for six.Next ball  he flung himself forward and took a brilliant low catch.Think the out cricket especially the catches in the deep have been the difference tonight.

Just watching Bairstow teeing off against Lancs.Mad for it.

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Let’s hope we don’t see his full deck,that’s what got him into trouble in the first place.Surprised we haven’t seen his Ace card though:

“Cor Blimey!I’m just a Cockerney barrow boy from Covent Garden Market.It was just ba-a-a-a-a-nter!”

Maybe Gregg could go back to that?Less money but his cheesy banter would find a willing audience and no one…[Read more]

Specifically, playing the autism means you don’t wear underpants card. He is dealing from one weird deck.

Seemingly Ggreggg is playing the autism card now.I still think he’s short of a full deck.

Wonder how he’ll get on with hospital food?

Anyway Chelsea have just been fined £ 78.5m by UEFA for breaking FFP rules.By breaking FFP rules(i.e. spending more money than they were allowed on players) they just made the final of the club world cup.Prize money?£78.2m,with £30m more if they win…

I’ve managed to conjure up Jimmy Greaves via th…[Read more]

See Greggg is playing the heart attack card now.What a rascal.

We had the annual Brechin bike and trike fest this weekend which celebrates Brechin’s association with Arthr Davidson(he of Harley-Davidson fame).His ancestral home was a now derelict cottage near Aberlemo and a drive by the cottage into Brechin by a considerable number of bikers(av age 72) has been an annual event .One of my wife’s pals said she…[Read more]

Dr speaking to pregnant patient.”Do you want the good news or the bad news?I’ll give you the good news: your son will be able to park wherever he likes.”

I think Sir Rod and two veg should retire.Raye was good though.

Ah yes the condensed Bunny,delightful with meat and two veg.

Seriously what possesses a grown man to think any self respecting woman wants to see his meat and two veg?

Reminds me of a customer who told me of a previous window cleaner who exposed himself to his wife through the back patio door.When his wife told him what happened he went round to his house (presumably to throttle him) but his wife came to…[Read more]

It was the meat and two veg episode of Masterchef.

Caught with his pants down apparently.