She’s a bit poorly – antibiotics and anti-inflammatories. Got to get a urine sample tomorrow if I can. That’s not going to be easy. She refuses to wee anywhere within about 100m of the house. I’ll be running down the street waving a Tupperware at her bottom. Nothing like a bit of toilet humour, eh @ixan57?

The words of that great Welsh philosopher @hunnybunny comes to mind:

“Get a life!”

Not the calendar bit that’s a nice touch.Hope Twiggy has exclusive image rights(if it ever gets printed).

Went back to Tesco to collect my calendar after 3 more days. Still no ink, still no calendar. This is a printing company with no ink for 5 days. Words fail me.

Level 4-9 in Angry Birds has fallen – with the help of a 0-birder, I have got the position down from 116 to 50.  This just leaves one single level outside the top 100, namely 2-12. It doesn’t look difficult and I have no idea why over 12 years of effort, on and off, have failed to yield a half-decent score.

There’s just a group of 15 levels…[Read more]

What’s the catch?

Bit quiet down here.Was it something I said?

Bananas and cream anyone?

No doubt.She was expressing a liking for onions the other day.