These might as well be Mark E Smith lyrics for what it’s worth. None of it makes the slightest bit of sense to me.

Had the strangest dream last night wherein I was stung by an insect and my hand was swollen up about three times it’s normal size.(Remember those foam hands you used to see at basketball games?Bit like that).When I held my hands for comparison to show my wife she burst out laughing.

Thing is if it happened in real life she’d be exactly the…[Read more]

I’m not convinced it’s really you @ixan57,that joke was actually funny.

Think I know why we haven’t heard from @ixan57 in a while…https://youtube.com/shorts/hTp4z-dBGWU?si=Bn7M77Vkov8MQyYS

Well @catsnbirds I just got a Silver C-3PO in the melt.Still need another but back of the net!

Rovio very occasionally you don’t suck.

Did I overdo it a bit there?

My OCD just did what the Lions couldn’t do in Australia:a 3-0 series whitewash

Well turns out me and the Count are now BFF’s beat the av score by 2pts!This calls for a reverse Ggggggaaaaaahhhhhh!!!  !!!hhhhhhhaaaaagggggG and a song https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ?si=NzXmrvDfuw2x4iJ1

I’m on a roll, just nailed another one by a shade under 2k.

OCD 2-0 part of the brain that governs good use of time.

That just leaves one level below average but it’s a Count Duku level and extra points are tight so I may be some time.

Also just nailed one of those under par scores by 2k .

Ah yes OCD 1-0 part of the brain that governs good use of time.

Well @hallieginsb I wouldn’t want you to wake up in the middle of the night screaming: “Die LCS,die!”

Don’t tell Dan but when I’ve finished amusing myself in SW II I might visit Jurassic Pork.Heh heh.

Au contraire @hallieginsb I’m glad I asked and now it all makes sense.Unlike why you need 600,000 destruction points to unlock Hologram Darth Sideous reward level when he doesn’t even appear in any levels.Do seem to recall getting a batch of 5 once in the melt all those years ago wondered if you have any such recollections?

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Hi @hallieginsb.  Hope you don’t mind but I’m having a blitz on Danger Above Classics levels where the top scores are Classics but I am short. Think there are five of them, all told. So I’m gunning for you and @realfish mainly. Just doing a @briann gaaaaaahhh because I missed a big trophy score on 7-2. Twice.

Then, because I can’t look at my…[Read more]

Never appologise for interrupting my monologues @hallieginsb it’s a cry for help.Puzzled as to why you’ve waited 10 years to publicly delete your scores,were you fizzing away quietly all that time?

And the reward was an unlimited supply of a naff Luke Padawan of which I had about 20 and are useless,Almost worthy f a GGGGaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Victory for pigheaded stubbornness .

Stil beavering away at BM-30 using a fiendishly difficult strategy that only our friend @vuelva could appreciate  and came up 100 points short of that 3rd star.Well worthy of a GGGGaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

I also noticed our Kags,suberb owl has been inactive for 3 months.Hope you and your family are OK @karen68

Hey @hallieginsb while I’ve been amusing myself  with SW II I notice you’ve been deleting your scores there.What’s that all about?

Think that’s an improvement on last year @desperate-dan.

Think I’ve gotten as far as I can go on SW II having 3* on all but one level(BM-30,it’s an absolute beezer.Have gone through a dozen Mace Windu’s trying to replicate the Nest video(I think it’s an AI fake)).Think I remember how I did it last time but it’s a long haul.

The other problem is…[Read more]

Welsh Fire now with a 1-7 record. Even our American friends will realise that’s not a healthy position.