Question: What is the population of Greenland?

Contestant: 50 million, because it’s enormous.

Answer: 50,000

Getting closer

Question: How many rollercoasters are there in the world?

Contestant: 300 million?

Answer: 5600

Hey, it’s Groundhog Day!

You can pay good money for stuff like this.

Well Dr No must be wrong because she’s back in season(s).

Sometimes I just outdo myself.

Yes Dr No cryptically said no more puppies.

Beaten my score 4 times I think but keep adding 200 and still 200 short. But I blew 124k. Still time. But it sounds like the old girl isn’t expecting anyway.

Finally got one over the line but I see the screenshot upload feature still not working.Can I get a receipt in lieu of a puppy @birdleader ?

Hey Dan I just got 120418k with one bird.Slightly annoying .

Medication?I think he’s been on the brandy snaps again.Probably a bit rich coming from me.

Gobbler’s Knob, Gobbler’s Knob, Gobbler’s Knob, Gobbler’s Knob…Ha Ha Ha!

I’m Ok folks. I’ve had my medication now.

This one will test the moderators.

Not sure if Phil got it right at Gobbler’s Knob today. Twiggy’s gone the other way on that one. Phil hasn’t got the hang of climate change.

I think my favourite Dr Who episode may well be the one where they (Smith, Amy, Rory and a closet gay CIA agent – don’t ask) all end up in the White House with Richard Nixon. During the course of the programme, The Doctor advises Nixon to start taping his conversations in order to uncover aliens. Nixon of  course does and we all know where that…[Read more]

Don’t think I’ll be buying a Cyber truck any time soon.Built by Cybermen using Cybermen spare parts by the look of it.Of course Musk has already undergone Cyber conversion(that process whereby all human emotions are removed and replaced with ruthless efficiency).Although they seem to have forgotten about greed in his case(is that an emotion?)He’s…[Read more]

That means we won’t hear from you for a couple of days as you go runt chasing.

Yaaay!  Big Set Up for Challenge. I’m feeling lucky.

If Punxsutawney Phil isn’t feeling up to it today then Twiggy is available for predictions.

Hey Mrs Bunny I’m guessing “Loving Miss February” is not an expression you use often?

They were too weird for mainstream but blown away when punk came along. Made some good records tho.

However I’m sure this is what you’ve been waiting for. Yes I know I’ve played it before but I is a dificult one and it’s sublime. https://youtu.be/mcWwGBHa24g?si=BG7b-KGrQpK9bhmf