Kudos @catsnbirds I struggle getting on a plane never mind jumping out of one.

Hey @catsnbirds did the skydiving involve a broomstick?

Remember ages ago I made a joke about Andrew appearing on Celebrity Manhunt?Not so funny now is it?

Hey @hunnybunny is it too late to nominate England for the wooden spoon?And have you got any suggestions for hobbies a man in his early 20’s can get into.

Just to say @atlas-zulay it’s not your great country that’s a joke it’s the rich powerful elite dismantling democracy before our eyes who are a joke.

Whenever my kids had tippy tantrums I used to compliment them on their dancing skills,”Show me that amazing dance again.”Which they inevitably did so I would immitate it and my daughter would usually end up laughing at her mad dad jumping up and down in the middle of a supermarket.My son would turn puce and combust.Different strokes etc.

Wow the toys are really flying now.

I do love a good toddler tantrum when it’s not my child.

Just as he was opening his birthday presents too.

Excited.

The ****artist formally known as Prince has been arrested. Put him in a cell with Mandelson.

Cody.

ChatGPT suggested these…

Teach yourself to play a musical instrument.

Learn a foreign language.

Salsa

Gardening

Podcasting

Carpentry

Wasn’t too keen on video games, it seems.

I found an American commentary on that crazy curling shot @briann. It was even more disbelieving than Steve Cram’s effort. “YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!” Summoning their inner John McEnroe perfectly.

Not half as much fun.Hey Cody if you like bare knuckle boxing and swearing you could try curling.

I nicked one off @asher yesterday @briann. That’s a good hobby too, you know.

I think nicking trophies off @desperate-dan is a great hobby at any age.

Maybe they should Jose Mourinho in as a coach.He’s a proper stirrer.

Yes the rest of the time it’s something women do with their hair.

Extraordinary shot wasn’t it?