I think it would be far more of a scandal if the food was toxic.

Today’s latest Gregggate (which is an anagram of great egg) news:

They managed to dig out an old episode of 8 out of 10 Cats where Sean Locke accuses Gregg of having no sense of irony or humour…finally a sackable offence!

Remember Bald Lives Matter.

Apparently it’s Bromley, who I don’t believe were even a fully-fledged Football League team at the time of the election.

And thus endeth Page 23, which will be talked about for ages to come (not).

Quite up with my football league teams but not so much with my Tory held seats. Somewhere like Exeter though I think that’s more like Lib Dem country.

Ed.

There are 92 football clubs in the top 4 flights of English football. Just a single one of them plays its home games in a Tory constituency. What sort of person works these things out? They probably belong to the Apostrophe Protection Society.

Any takers for the club?

Maybe we could have a friendly non divisive political debate on p 24.

Meanwhile what’s the name of that former MP married to Yvette cooper?

Masochistic sex with a frog…knew you’d come through @hunnybunny.

Just struck me that we are being spared the annual torture (well, I usually suffer a lot) of the Hollydogs.

Promise, everyone, that it all stops when we get to page 24. Please. But for now…

I found him,Wesley warren was his name and he didn’t actually carry his srotum in a wheelbarrow nor was it zapped by cosmic rays.Sadly he had a rare condition known as scrotal lymphedema and they weighed 132lb.

Anyone remember spacehoppers?

Sorry to keep going on about Gregg but I find the whole charade glorious and the latest revelation takes the biscuit.

Melanie Sykes says:

“He’s the reason I quit TV”.

Surely that has to go in his favour?

She certainly can.

Well if it wasn’t for the South Korean president declaring martial law Gregg would’ve been lead story on BBC news again after more… ahem… serious allegations were brought forward. I reckon before this story runs out of juice he’ll be in the frame for the Whitechapel murders.

Anyways to more weighty matters this Dan is for…[Read more]

Come on @hunnybunny, you can do it!

In keeping with the theme,did anyone ever see that documentary about a guy who used to have to carry his nads round in a wheelbarrow?

Page 23 of the new BP is going into legend.

This page is a great advert for keeping the BP archive alive isn’t it?Just waiting for @hunnybunny to turn up with one of her rude sexualised jokes.

Is it true the Portugese man-o-war has giant testicles?

In the words of the Sex Pistols @ixan57, never mind them.