Hahaha @jkhab69 I like @kelani’s puns. They are very punny :) Did you see the Pig Bang theory on page 1?
Hey @kelani, guess what my final entry for the Birdday event is?
It’s entitled “An Oink Too Far“, featuring an historical account of Operation Brisket Garden, based on a #TrueStoryBro!
Background:
A few months after the infamous Bay of Pigs Invasion, the Bad Piggies seek to push deep into the heart of Angry Birds territory by mounting the largest chairborne operation in history. The 202nd Chairborne Infantry Division will conduct (ch)airdrops close to the Arnham and Njibacon bridges in the Netherhams, bypassing the majority of defensive Angry Birds slingshots situated on the Western Front.
The XXth Panzerkampfbacon Division will break through behind Angry Bird lines and link up with the air-deployed chairborne pigs (who said pigs can’t fly? they have rock-it lawn chairs on my youtube channel :3), then push onwards into the Birds’ heartlands. They claim they will enjoy roast turkey by Thanksgiving!
Historical Outcome:
Operation Brisket Garden proved to be less of a success than anticipated, as heavy Panzerkampfbacons (armored fighting bacons) bogged down in soft polders and were restricted to a single road for their entire advance.
Further, heavier than expected resistance around Njibacon and Arnham proved to be a major hindrance to lightly armed chairborne forces, which got bogged down in house to house slingshot combat, and subsequently failed to capture the bridges in time before they were demolished.
Thus cut off from reinforcements until the XXth Division erected pontoon bridges, the chairborne pigs were summarily dispatched by the Angry Bird defenders. At Oosterbeak, the drop zone key to the success of the Njibacon Bridge effort, was overrun by The Blues, preventing crucial resupply to the attacking piggies.
Elements of the 303rd Hainanese Chicken Rice Regiment, although greatly outnumbered in the opening days of the operation, successfully held their ground despite the lack of Bomb and Chuck support. Once heavy Bombs and long-range hyper-velocity Chucks were committed in-theatre, the defending Angry Birds successfully fought the invading Pigs to a standstill in the vicinity of Arnham, preventing further advances by bacon forces until late in the Second Pig War.
Writer’s note:
Adapted from Operation Market Garden, 1944.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Market_Garden
