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—Welcome to The Fat Pig Forum—
(A.K.A. “The El Porkador Emporium” and “The King Pig Kingdom”)

Fuel up your best “Fat Pig Is Fat” jokes here!
El Porkador and King Pig jokes are welcome as well.
Here are some Space-themed Jukes from Fat Pig’s Interstellar Collection:
Silly Jukes:“Yakko’s Universe” from Animaniacs
Electro Jukes
“Eclipse” by Minecraft Universe…
…And it’s Remix
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Justadoo444@justadoo444Fat Pig is so fat that he used the Sun as a bowling ball. He was bacon shortly afterwards.
Les Toreadors@les-toreadors4.5 billion years ago when the Earth was formed, Fat Pig saw the young Earth and decided to kick it over.
The Fat Pig was so FAT that the Earth tilted over 30 degrees and the length of a day was 3 HOURS!
Justadoo444@justadoo444—Supposed Origin of the Fat Pig—
When the Big Bang happened a long time ago
These compounds were combined, just like this and so:
Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice – Oh wait, wrong story
-Ahem- Some Carbon, some Nickel
(The size of a pickerel)
Some Graphite that’s Porous
(Pls join in the chorus)
And finally, the ONLY
Piggerium, man!
The green-snouted gemstone
that’s part of the plan
to bring life to a galactic
2-Trillion Pound pig
that drinks all Earth’s oceans
in only 1 swig
They passed by each other
and sort of combined
to make long, thin green Hamstrings
(They’re 2, intertwined)
And when they found some land
on a milk-way of food
They reacted to Air
and they were in a mood
to Twitch, and then stitch
this enormous performance
of pork and some bacon
on the iPad before us
And that’s how the Fat Pig was brung to this way
And now we move on –
Fat Pig: Look Out! Make Way!Krak-Snap! And a Boom!
And then the Earth made room
for a big, porky pig
by ‘sploding with a BOOM.
ssggh@ssgghthe fat pig is in a helicopter… wait where is he!
Les Toreadors@les-toreadorsThe Fat Pig is so FAT that when he boarded the bus to go to work, the door stretched so much that the chassis was totalled.
Justadoo444@justadoo444Fat Pig walked into a restaurant. It was a humongous one, so he actually fit through the door. King Kong appeared, and he said, “Hello, Can I take your order?”
Yes, this was the movie monster diner.
theanonymoussomeone@anonymousomeoneFat pig’s eyes are so far apart he doesn’t even know what he’s eating. Popcorn, birds, eggs, and sometimes…… Bacon. That’s why he has a heightened sense of taste, which is why he loves eating.
theanonymoussomeone@anonymousomeoneOh gosh…. I just formed a horrible image in my head…. Baby fat pigs.
Justadoo444@justadoo444Fat pig is so fat that he once saved Earth from exploding by EATING an ATOM BOMB.
The only thing he had before was an empty stomach.
He was still fine afterwards.
Justadoo444@justadoo444When Fat Pig Farts:

SeasonsKing@theangrybirdMore like when he burps.
Justadoo444@justadoo444Nice thought! This would be if El Porkador farts. XD
Fat Pig is soooo fat that the Chinese think he is 1337 Godzillas stuck together.
Les Toreadors@les-toreadorsIf the Fat Pig appeared in the movie Pacific Rim, he would cause global sea levels to rise and humans would go extinct immediately. That’s because his Moon-sized bulk displaced so much water that the entire Pacific Ocean is just like a bathtub to him.
Justadoo444@justadoo444El Porkador is so big that his Ice Cream Sundaes have a whole cherry pie in place of the cherry.
Baddy2004@baddy2004Fat Pig was placed in Kamino and cloned.
His clones were too big that they broke the glass jars that they used for the Copypigs!
(Yes, Space – Star Wars II joke crossover.)
Baddy2004@baddy2004Why is there no oxygen on Mars?
2 regular pigs ate big bacon every day. Then they became fat.
They went to space. They then crashed a bird spaceship then the pigs headed to Mars.
In Mars, they just inhaled one time when all of it’s air became CO2.
(Not a Real Story!)
Partshade@partshadeOne day Fat Pig went bungee jumping off a bridge in Mississippi.
He was so heavy he pulled the bridge down with him.
He made such a huge splash that the Mississippi River is now called the Mississippi Canyon.
FreckledPig147@freckledpig147==THE TRUE STORY OF FAT PIG==
Date: Unknown
Part 1One eon, Fat Pig went to where all the Cosmic Crystals were found nowadays in the universe.
The three-eyed pig, in his giant ship, saw a giant asteroid coming straight towards him/her/whatever.
But when he/she/whatever turned the ship, it was not an asteroid, but a Fat Pig coming at twelve o’ clock, at FULL SPEED!!
The mutant pig realized that its tractor beam was still active and braced for the impact, but fortunately, the Fat Pig hit a Crystal Planet.
The Planet collapsed under his own weight with the added force of the tractor beam and a black hole took its place.
It was such a massive hole that nothing was clearly not going to stay outside of it.
Fat Pig was no exception. However, as he/she/whatever was falling and time started to slow down, he suddently stopped falling into the black hole.
FreckledPig147@freckledpig147You know why?
I’ll tell you why:
Fat Pig was so big, he ended up JAMMING the black hole. But you know that black holes are stubborn and will never stop sucking things in.
But Fat Pig was almost uncontainable by any means that anyone could think of. The black hole and Fat Pig continued their seemingly perpetual tug-of-war that would determine the fate of the universe.
Eventually, an unknown time later, the black hole caved in and it exploded. A fraction of the universe was filled with blinding light.
This created a Big Bang (or Pig Bang, as I should put it) in another universe which was on the other side of the recently collapsed black hole.
At the same time, Fat Pig was thrown out of the black hole and then started the orbit around the universe.
And only recently, he has been frozen in a colossal planet of ice (the explosion had caused Fat Pig to shrink nearly 90% in size) and later freed in the events of Angry Birds Space, and once he was accidentally freed, his mischief roll was restarted, and you all know what happened next.=====THE END! I hope you enjoyed the story! XD=====
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