Reply To: Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers

[Brian N]

Did I mention that this was a rum area? Knock on the back door and this woman says (after taking a step back)”Ooh are you living here?”

I’m thinking ‘What’s it to you ‘ but ayk polite is my middle name so I say “Just for the week”

“Oh” she says “Well have you got yesterday’s paper?”

“Er I had it yesterday but I put it in recycling and it was taken away this morning.Not your lucky day is it?”

“Oh well can you keep tomorrow’s?”

“I’m going home tomorrow but I’ll let mum know you want her papers.”

“Thanks ”

When I told mum she said”Aye, she’s dolly dimple but harmless “.

You must be wondering how I turned out so PC?

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