Listen up Piggies, for this Weekend’s Challenge you’re gonna have to pump some pig iron, because it’s time for the annual Piggy Island MANHUNT!
That’s right, it’s the sizzling hot time of the year where large round pigs magically transform soft blubber into abs of steel as they cosplay as human bodybuilders! I know the poster said “Gym Body” but with all the competition around town, which one of you ladies are going to be impressed with merely keeping the fats in check? You might as well audition to be a Spartan Warrior in Hollywood or something!
And speaking of that 300-spec six pack you can easily build one in Bad Piggies by stacking up diesel engines in a metal frame. And if you want to make him look more manly, there’s always the option of good old American V8s in the chest slots. Remember, it’s not about balance – Pig Engineering is all about overkill! Just be sure to get all those carburetors in sync * and he’ll be rocking some serious firepower on the beach, baby!
* Better get your vacuum gauge and lots of patience ready, for there will be many, many little carburetors!
Now, fitness ain’t about gaining mass – that hard bod is only useful if it can get something done! With all that horsepower & torque pigpower and porque on tap you could easily make your hunk fly, smash buildings or even work some smooth moves like a MMA pro fighter – it’s all up to your imagination (and what’s important in fitness to you) so don’t just take a screenshot of the build page and call it a day!
Now I know y’all now want to see some bacon in motion but even Scotty has to take a vacation from changing the laws of physics sometime! Why don’t you lend the Pigineering Department a hand and post some glorious physiques (PIG physiques only, mind you!) in the comments below & on my Facepork page?
Off Topic: @AMSlimfordy, do you remember that Chuck teaser in the “New Year, New Tricks” video? Does that mean that Chuck will look like that in the Chuck Tournament in Angry Birds Friends on Monday, or is that just something else?
@rowdypup, please use the correct @mention name, to send a notification to the Nester you are addressing. I’ve edited your comment to correct @AMSlimfordy‘s name.
@Les-Toreadors I made a crazy Body Builder that is training by a Dumbbell! He is flailing himself :3
http://youtu.be/NRGiK1Jo1_E
@mpg973 hilarious video. Poor King Pig kept hitting himself..
Nice invention…@mpg973
Thank you my friends @Joeyba and @Wrw01 :) This King Pig was really poor :3
Do you have any YouTube account?
No youTube for me..
Same, no You Tube account
Hahahaha I call that exercise the “Brain Damage” lol!
Now it would be fun if you could take the idea further – make the dude do a particularly crazy set of pull ups or something, maybe hang him from the “ceiling” of Field of Dreams.
I made my ‘muscle man’ scale the cliff on the left side of the map and he also posed for the (human!!) crowd at Pigini Beach :)
https://www.facebook.com/PiGineering/photos/a.414396961949097.100485.414393958616064/713602645361859/?type=1&theater
Nice upper body…
Too funny! Looks like he had a …. heart attack
Lol!