Reply To: Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers

Anyway I must tell you about a really bad tranny who’s been knocking about Brechin lately(and before you rude bunch say anything it isn’t me).I’ve noticed him a couple of times in the last few weeks but never before so I assume he’s either just moved into the area or has recently decided to go public.

So facially he looks like the actress Alice Barry(I had to google her name) but I know her from that brilliantly FU PC show Shameless where she played an older prostitute with a very peculiar clientelle.She was also a pub regular in the equally brilliant Phoenix Nights.She has big brunette hair and jam jar glasses and looks like a boxer(dog that is).That’s the look our boy is going for and he pulls it off magnificently.

But it’s his legs that really consign him to drag hell,he’s as bandy as…a thing that’s really bandy.He looks like a pair of pliers when he’s walking and you’d think with legs like that you’d cover them a little?No on the two occasions I’ve seen him he’s worn skirts unbuttoned right up(and I mean right up there,you could practically see his tentacles).On the plus side they were beautifully shaven(oh come on I mean his legs!)

In case you’re wondering how I’m aware of such detail on the first occasion (I saw him) I was behind him in the Co-op checkout so yes I had a really good look and I also discovered he has a very deep voice.

All in all Ru Paul can rest easy but I was filled with a mixture of amusement and admiration.He’s got balls.