The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 3186
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  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    No, 1997 is bang on and you have the correct album about 5 posts back. Mojo don't always go for the obvious but you would be a better judge than me regarding that. You just need to link my comment to a song title somehow. There is a single word that is the trigger. That's yer lot.
  • ixan57ixan57
    Think someone mentioned continuity well "whoever said it" two for you on a post on previous page.
    Cut off at low tide
    10000 x 2 = 20000
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Just seeing if you are awake @ixan57. Ok, I hold my hands up about the tide comment, although it works from a fish's point of view.

    The step calculation is correct. Twiggy gets x2 for double the legs and at least x5 for length of leg. I should have known that to get full marks I would have to show all my workings.

    Poor girl has clocked up 3 million steps in the last 3 weeks.
  • ixan57ixan57
    Top marks @DesperateDan on your math. I hope to see you and Twiggy explain the figures to the dragons in the next next series of dragons den with a doggy pedometer and app.
    PS if it works out i want a cut of the profit, pints of lager will be acceptable
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Well of course, we do have dragons in Wales. I have seen evidence - large footprints, smouldering trees and the like.

    The pedometer would be crazy. She runs backwards and forwards and off to the side (all off lead) and I haven't even factored that in.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    40k gap to asher. He pulled 1k back today on the Challenge, could have been worse. I'm really struggling with it, never really got on with Red's Mighty Feathers. Before today, this level was one of only 6 (out of 699) where I was in worse than 100th place. Now crawled up to 62nd but painful.
  • Brian NBrian N
    I guess they're difficult to record on a loop.Anyway I'm getting bored with your Q @desperatedan .Must be a track from Levitate, you use the word disguised in your post so I'm going for Masquerade.That's yer lot.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Here's one from the glorious Brix era...

    https://youtu.be/0qXV8aB3-fc?si=lnXvsAj8CWumoMwC
  • Brian NBrian N
    You're going to stay up till 3.00 am trying to beat my score aren't you Dan?
  • Brian NBrian N
    I know I'm the only person here who likes the high pitched one but you have to admit this is a beautiful song.
    https://youtu.be/mcWwGBHa24g?si=zuudDTWJvnzXnbTi
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Masquerade is correct. That was painful. Good song though.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    I admit nothing.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Black saucers at the back of your neck-uh.Did you notice he went all Elvis Presley at one point?MES that is not Higgsy.
  • Brian NBrian N
    I'm vapour in your love..that song blows my head open bit like the video.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Think India might win this one.So lucky to win the toss and bat first.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Wordle streak at 503. Apparently about 20% of all the 5 letter words have been used, given that they don't use the plurals of 4 letter words (although you can guess them), naughty words, non PC words and archaic words.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    25k behind asher. I swear I never want to touch this game for a month if I reach that total, it's doing my head in. 7 miles on beach with Twiggy to recharge - it's a very big beach.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    17k behind.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    4k behind.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    881 points behind.
    Aaaarrrggghhh.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    My bottle of Merlot contains egg and milk, apparently. Is that a thing?
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    531 points behind.
    This is excruciating,
  • ixan57ixan57
    Dan Dan a desperate man
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Can't buy a point.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    If I can buy me a point, I'll buy you a pint @ixan57.
  • ixan57ixan57
    Come on Dan I am rooting for you.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Come on @desperatedan,stop dragging it out.I want to crack open a Merlot or an egg.Are you worried if you pass Asher's mark it'll set off alarms in his underground bunker?
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Burned out mate. Was doing yesterday's Challenge instead. Fancied another runt.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Got the runt (Market Mayhem 5). Got the trophy off @asher in fact. Cunning distraction tactics.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    179 points behind.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Doh, thought I'd staggered over the line but had entered score on wrong level. Still can't buy a point, it seems.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Wow! 219 points ahead. I can't believe it. Could be very temporary as I am sure @asher is trying to improve in today's Jurassic Pork Challenge.

    Quick, drink that Champagne.
  • ixan57ixan57
    Well done Dan Dan the happy man
  • catsnbirdscatsnbirds
    Dan, take a screenshot of that scoreboard! Incredible job!!! Ah, the satisfaction of setting a goal then actually achieving it. The BP is so glad you are a member.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Thank goodness for that. Omelettes all round. I am literally just about to crack open a Merlot( no eggs or milk). Well done @desperatedan...
  • Brian NBrian N
    See those miserable whingebags in Plymouth griping about the inconvenience of having to leave their houses due to a WWII uxb? Yeah must've been tough being housed in a hotel and spending a night in a pub at someone else's expense. Try living in Ukraine you turds.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Good news, the wife is no longer between jobs which means on those skivy wind/rain/ice/snow/uxb days(did I ever mention cleaning windows during a bomb scare evacuation type situation?) Anyway on such days I won't have to listen to permatanned Cor Blimey Cockerneys whose teeth look like they've been irradiated and whose parents couldn't even spell Ryland on the birth certificate (I won't say who it is I'm talking about, that would be rude) chattering in a gaylord manner about how they like everything from coconut yoghurt to colonic irrigation.
    If on the other hand Victor Meldrew hosted This Morning I'd watch it.
  • Brian NBrian N
    I often wonder if the kid in this video grew up to be a twisted serial killer.

    https://youtu.be/fe4EK4HSPkI?si=3rP4mjZCNHWBF7ni
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Well done, Dan!
    Champagne on me
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    On a totally unrelated subject (although trying to win) our local has started a Quiz Night
    Swap your papers for another team to mark
    They docked us points for spelling Aleisha Dixon’s name wrong, saying John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band, when it was just him, missing out ‘Oh’ in Its oh so quiet!
    And not getting Hamza’s surname (the photographer who won Strictly)
    We didn’t win, but we beat them
    Can’t understand why people are so mean, when is it supposed to be a friendly night out
    Rant over
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Would never have been like that in the Pineapple.

    Thank you all for your kind words. Obviously Classics has helped but removing those scores still puts me second, well clear of @steviep147. @asher is a star act and I owe a load to his strategies, as well as the many videos by @comex666 and the good Doctor. Even the @kathy whine played its small part.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Pub quizzers can be brutal @hunnybunny no such thing as a quiet pint for them.

    Dan you'll forever be looking over your shoulder wondering if Asher will ever put Classic(archaic version) scores in.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    He doesn't need to resort to Classics. I think if he played outside the Challenges in Angry Birds (which he doesn't), I think he could keep his nose in front. I have about 20 JP levels untapped but l feel totally burned out.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Remember me whinging (seem to be doing that a lot tonight) about Rovio cloud system robbing me of glitchy pleasures re Pig Days? Course you do it's unforgettable drama, anyways just downloaded Eggsnatchers v and lo and behold I can access all the cloud based levels(jumps in the air and kicks heels - no more whinging tonight.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Sorry Dan missed your post and a bracket. Yes I do think he's a cut above. I'm amazed at his Seasons scores and even if I went ' nuclear' I don't think I could beat him. Having a go at the DC and ABO has been ok today but I think to get the best out of JP you need to give each level time. I find I get a series of average scores then suddenly one flies.Bit like Seasons really.
  • ixan57ixan57
    @BrianN tell me more of this secret eggsnatcher v
    Is it on a android tablet or PC and how do you download?
  • Brian NBrian N
    Hi @ixan57 are you being sarcastic?Surely not that would be totally out of character.
    You don't need PC but i find it a lot easier to down load using an emulator like Bluestacks.Just go to App Store like Uptodown key in ABS and you'll get an option to go to older versions(in the case of Eggsnatchers 5.3.1)
    Same process if you want to download straight to android device but if you already have ABS it will remove any progress you have unless you know how to back it up.

    Interesting fact about 5.3.1 is a glitch on Ham Dunk 4-15 that only appears on this version(mentioned on walkthrough page).Potential 0 birder but definitely gives higher 1 bird scores.Hope that helps.
  • Brian NBrian N
    I've no idea why the cloud allowed me to access older levels on this version when it wouldn't in On Finn Ice or Ham Dunk.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    The Bunnyman and I had the best time in bed, last night: watching The Commitments!
    Fab…
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Another runt this morning. Can't get to today's Challenge as I can't get any mighty eagles in Rio.
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