I inadvertently caught one of the Eurovision contestants as I was channel hopping.Some really fat bird wearing a diamante thong over skin tight leggings(I think her skin was pretty tight as well-cue more sausage jokes.)Her four companions were all wearing short skirts and fishnets(two of them were blokes) and I kid you not Dan at one point they…[Read more]

Try and wean yourself off it @hunnybunny(Eurovision not  sun,sea and cheap booze).Plenty of that on offer here at the moment.

It’s those pesky kids again

This would have been my choice for UK entry for Eurovision 2021(nil point from Dan-and all other BP regulars I suspect).I think they overdid the sunburnt finish on the guitars.https://youtu.be/LVrDAmH_kPQ?si=Nv6ArvrrXdX2XfGt

Must admit I shall be giving Eurovision my usual swerve but I am concerned about this years event in light of @desperate-dan‘s recent revelations.What if The Netherlands have a really good entry this year?(All things relative of course).What if they win?

I think Dan’s deep seated resentment over a miscarriage of justice that took place before he…[Read more]

These kids for eurovision. What do you think.

Been a while since we had a Tory MP involved in a sex scandal.What’s going on?Mind you there aren’t many left are ?

On a totally unrelated matter…honest.Had a lovely wee red squirrel jog past me today just a few feet away from my steel cappers.Wasn’t quick enough to stamp on him but I’ll get him next time.

By way of contrition @hunnybunny the above clip does contain a scene of scantily clad men .

I suppose living in Bangor makes sense.

What with that and Eurovision you’ll be beside yourself.

I do like a link of sausage.

And while we’re at it saucisse,chorizo and bratwurst!Take that.

I think the ghost of Mary Whitehouse has possessed the moderator.

My goodness has Twiggy taken control of Dan’s account.

You’ll never know.