I have avoided it completely so far. Will there ever be a decent song…ever?  I can’t remember any since Sing Little Birdie.

Twiggy working hard on her Eurovision prediction. Quite unconventional. Lies on her back with her paws in the air and snores.

Yes the kids are good but I think their cover of Glory Box by Portishead was creepy. Having an 11 year old singing that is well, just wrong, which seems to have gone over everyone’s heads.

The Portishead version makes my point precisely.

I can see @hunnybunny doing a good Karaoke version of this.

27th October to 2nd November 2025 will be UK Sausage Week.

Last year’s supreme sausage champion was Porky Whites Signature Surrey Sausage.

I’m counting down the days.

See the subtle link to sausages there!

Let’s try this…

Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You, house-proud town mouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street

You’re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You!
Gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside

Mary, you’re nearly a treat
Mary,…[Read more]

Sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages.

WHAT is going on?

I wonder which particular strand of inappropriateness Brian has gone down now. There’s just so many to choose from.

Sounds like you will be in Spain for your birthday @hunnybunny.

There’s a lot to clear up here from Brian’s trail…

I would be doing the patrons of this establishment a disservice if I didn’t point out that Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson, unlike Monty Python’s claim, did not win the 1959 Eurovision. Sing Little Birdy, Sing was disgracefully relegated to second place behind The Netherlands, who didn’t even have…[Read more]

Pulp for Eurovision. Imagine Jarvis let loose live on such a stage…

Twiggy will be doing a Eurovision prediction for her usual fee.

My prediction is that UK won’t be last this year, seems like the song might tap into the Eurovision zeitgeist. But what do I know? I still think Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson were robbed in 1959.

With reference to the Fall video and Leigh Bowery, I reiterate my comment about the sausages.

I thought it was definitely the may  (i.e. hawthorn) blossom. Don’t say now I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.

Mind you, folks round these parts are clearly confused. The other day on the beach we saw somebody dressed for arctic conditions in a huge puffer jacket at the same time as someone (male unfortunately) nude sunbathing.

That’s…[Read more]

Aye. I’ve cast my clout.

(That one will not travel)