On a totally unrelated matter…honest.Had a lovely wee red squirrel jog past me today just a few feet away from my steel cappers.Wasn’t quick enough to stamp on him but I’ll get him next time.

By way of contrition @hunnybunny the above clip does contain a scene of scantily clad men .

I suppose living in Bangor makes sense.

What with that and Eurovision you’ll be beside yourself.

27th October to 2nd November 2025 will be UK Sausage Week.

Last year’s supreme sausage champion was Porky Whites Signature Surrey Sausage.

I’m counting down the days.

I do like a link of sausage.

See the subtle link to sausages there!

Let’s try this…

Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You, house-proud town mouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street

You’re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You!
Gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside

Mary, you’re nearly a treat
Mary,…[Read more]

And while we’re at it saucisse,chorizo and bratwurst!Take that.

I think the ghost of Mary Whitehouse has possessed the moderator.

My goodness has Twiggy taken control of Dan’s account.

Sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages.

WHAT is going on?

You’ll never know.

I wonder which particular strand of inappropriateness Brian has gone down now. There’s just so many to choose from.

Looks like the moderation bypass failed.