I know I’ve broached this subject before but why is it you don’t see a fruit fly all day but as soon as you as you crack open a bottle of red the little buggers are everywhere.

Yours sincerely

Master C. Sauvignon

Is there any truth in the rumour that non-prince Andrew is being lined up for the next series of Celebrity Manhunt?

I don’t condone anything he’s done in connection with Epstein but it seems like he’s been singled out for a right royal (ahem) kicking.What about these faceless Wall St. hedge fund manager types whose names are constantly referred…[Read more]

If this is a competition for worst joke of the week there’s only one winner…”@ixan57 are you still up?”

What is a pirate’s favourite element.

Arrrrgon!

I worked out that in dog years, Twiggy is exactly 43 years old today. So what are the odds I would get for sending a friend of mine a birthday card for her 43rd birthday today?

Did Twiggy eat the binoculars?Should see her through the day.

Freezing Trossachs. Almost bad as a gale in Yr Wyddfa.

Miss November

Lot to be said for same old especially when it comes in the form of a cruise.My same old in Dec will be hanging onto an aluminium ladder while my Trossachs are freezing.

Blimey back 5 mins and she’s already bossing folk around.