Yes though I think the world may beat them to it.

Mask Terrier ,three breeds removed from Twiggy I think.

Dr Pant mould.

I’m sure you enjoyed the whistling there Dan.

Lop Damn Turd.

Seems like DJT and I have something in common: messing about with people’s names. Noticed he referred to the Governor of California as Gavin Newscum so in return I give you Arnold T Dump

Dump ton lard

Dotard ‘n’ lump

Course we can’t forget his (for now) bestie :-

Noel Skum

See if you can work out ‘ Putrid man and a mean doll’ or ‘Dull primate…[Read more]

Good for you!

I’ve actually ordered a book/audio that claims it will teach me to speak Welsh. And another that claims I will become a pianist.

The two things I seem to have no inherent aptitude for are languages and music. This is not going to end well.

Covid vaccination today. When I had one back in 2021 it totally knocked the stuffing out of me for a couple of days. Feeling OK so far apart from sore arm. And it’s my flinging arm. I didn’t like to mention it at the time.

Brian? Normality?

@karen68

The Visualisation and Validation of Failure Data Models.

Well you did ask!

Yeah, where is @brianN? Is he just lurking until we acknowledge we are missing him?

Thank you @hunnybunny.

Things to do don’t all have to be chores. Write some good ones and some that need doing. Put them in a hat and draw them at random. Well, it’s a thought anyway.

Thankyou @karen68.

For the record (and I feel I need to make this clear) I am going to learn Welsh, learn to play the piano and write a book as well as walk virtually from Mexico to Canada.

This is a higher bar than calling Luke Littler an athlete.

Thankyou @catsnbirds.

For the record (and feel I need to make this clear) Twiggy’s actual father is Karesu Born Achiever.

I was just wondering about New Year Resolutions and how many have been broken already. I wasn’t necessarily looking at you @hunnybunny.

5th Jan @hunnybunny.

Miss January from my 2025 Twiggy calendar!

We know you’re pacing yourself for tomorrow @ixan57.  Just lay off the hedge hopping.

Santa’s not real?

And the booths are imaginary?

Not sure I can take any more.

Happy New Year everyone!

Haha @hunnybunny, Steely Dan was the music question in UC tonight. They hadn’t got a clue, numpties.

Just watched the 2025 New Year firework display from Sydney, Australia. About as spectacular a display as I have ever seen. Then they showed the one from Auckland, New Zealand. It was like some kid waving a sparkler in comparison.