I inadvertently caught one of the Eurovision contestants as I was channel hopping.Some really fat bird wearing a diamante thong over skin tight leggings(I think her skin was pretty tight as well-cue more sausage jokes.)Her four companions were all wearing short skirts and fishnets(two of them were blokes) and I kid you not Dan at one point they…[Read more]

Twiggy working hard on her Eurovision prediction. Quite unconventional. Lies on her back with her paws in the air and snores.

Try and wean yourself off it @hunnybunny(Eurovision not  sun,sea and cheap booze).Plenty of that on offer here at the moment.

This would have been my choice for UK entry for Eurovision 2021(nil point from Dan-and all other BP regulars I suspect).I think they overdid the sunburnt finish on the guitars.https://youtu.be/LVrDAmH_kPQ?si=Nv6ArvrrXdX2XfGt

Yes the kids are good but I think their cover of Glory Box by Portishead was creepy. Having an 11 year old singing that is well, just wrong, which seems to have gone over everyone’s heads.

The Portishead version makes my point precisely.

I can see @hunnybunny doing a good Karaoke version of this.

Must admit I shall be giving Eurovision my usual swerve but I am concerned about this years event in light of @desperate-dan‘s recent revelations.What if The Netherlands have a really good entry this year?(All things relative of course).What if they win?

I think Dan’s deep seated resentment over a miscarriage of justice that took place before he…[Read more]

Been a while since we had a Tory MP involved in a sex scandal.What’s going on?Mind you there aren’t many left are ?

On a totally unrelated matter…honest.Had a lovely wee red squirrel jog past me today just a few feet away from my steel cappers.Wasn’t quick enough to stamp on him but I’ll get him next time.

By way of contrition @hunnybunny the above clip does contain a scene of scantily clad men .

I suppose living in Bangor makes sense.

What with that and Eurovision you’ll be beside yourself.

27th October to 2nd November 2025 will be UK Sausage Week.

Last year’s supreme sausage champion was Porky Whites Signature Surrey Sausage.

I’m counting down the days.

I do like a link of sausage.

See the subtle link to sausages there!

Let’s try this…

Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You, house-proud town mouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street

You’re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You!
Gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside

Mary, you’re nearly a treat
Mary,…[Read more]

And while we’re at it saucisse,chorizo and bratwurst!Take that.

I think the ghost of Mary Whitehouse has possessed the moderator.

Sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages.

WHAT is going on?