I know I’ve broached this subject before but why is it you don’t see a fruit fly all day but as soon as you as you crack open a bottle of red the little buggers are everywhere.

Yours sincerely

Master C. Sauvignon

Is there any truth in the rumour that non-prince Andrew is being lined up for the next series of Celebrity Manhunt?

I don’t condone anything he’s done in connection with Epstein but it seems like he’s been singled out for a right royal (ahem) kicking.What about these faceless Wall St. hedge fund manager types whose names are constantly referred…[Read more]

If this is a competition for worst joke of the week there’s only one winner…”@ixan57 are you still up?”

What is a pirate’s favourite element.

Arrrrgon!

I worked out that in dog years, Twiggy is exactly 43 years old today. So what are the odds I would get for sending a friend of mine a birthday card for her 43rd birthday today?

Did Twiggy eat the binoculars?Should see her through the day.

Freezing Trossachs. Almost bad as a gale in Yr Wyddfa.

Miss November

Lot to be said for same old especially when it comes in the form of a cruise.My same old in Dec will be hanging onto an aluminium ladder while my Trossachs are freezing.

Blimey back 5 mins and she’s already bossing folk around.

I see like cricket baseball is a stats driven game and I was wondering if they had any stats on spitting.I’m surprised the batters weren’t floating out of the dugout.Haven’t seen so much gob in public since The Sex Pistols were in their prime.

Dang those artful Dodgers. Guess it’s reruns of ’93 then?

Incredible final game. I too did not get past 3-1. I hope this result is not a metaphor for wider things. Commiserations to all Jays fans. We got our money’s worth.

My eyeballs are sore.Blue Jays 3-1 up.I’m off to bed .