Lamp old runt.

Doh!

Coma cop Jen quit.

Heh heh.

OK I’m done .

Dun old tramp…please somebody stop me!

That’s if I spelt Jacquie correctly.

You’ll love this one @hunnybunny:-

Co-op quince jam.T?

Yes though I think the world may beat them to it.

Mask Terrier ,three breeds removed from Twiggy I think.

I do love an anagram

I’m betting Lop Damn Turd input Mr Streakier to destroy the world

Dr Pant mould.

I’m sure you enjoyed the whistling there Dan.

Lop Damn Turd.

Seems like DJT and I have something in common: messing about with people’s names. Noticed he referred to the Governor of California as Gavin Newscum so in return I give you Arnold T Dump

Dump ton lard

Dotard ‘n’ lump

Course we can’t forget his (for now) bestie :-

Noel Skum

See if you can work out ‘ Putrid man and a mean doll’ or ‘Dull primate…[Read more]

I’m the same on both

Well, one New Years Resolution lasted
My first Pilates session of year eight
God it bloody hurts after three weeks off!

@birdleader I’m on iPad and newest update
Doesn’t affect me at all

What he thinks is normal…

I suspect @briann is still at the MiL for the festive season, sulking, muttering and planning his escape to normality

@desperate-dan what kind of book are you planning to write? If you know.