I think FIFA must have spent some of their billions on a teleport machine.The big baby seems to be at every game.Sure I saw him at the G7 bash as well.

Currently watching Brazil v Morocco and the histrionics of the Brazilian players when they’re being tackled is shameful to watch.Some of my earliest football memories were of that gorgeous Brazil team of 1970:Pele,Jairzinho,Tostao,Rivelino,Gerson ,Carlos Alberto etc they would be ashamed.Wankers.

Well played @desperate-dan,you finally found your Classic mojo.

Are you staying up for the game of the century @ixan57 ?Wait he’s already gone to bed.Lightweight…er…no I’m not.

Happy wife happy life @jrsquonk.And yes Classic certainly stirred a hornets nest.

Rumours of Scots selling one of their kidneys to finance trips to the WC are totally erroneous.How much would you get for a Scotsman’s kidney?Even less for his liver.

BTW @jrsquonk your strategy on JP 36-14 is classic:”Just luck out on your first try!”

Wish I could’ve mastered that strategy on 35-15.

Sling God ,I ‘ve been called worse.Hello @jrsquonk it’s nice to hear from you after such a while hope all is well with you.And yes I am trawling through JP atm but agree with @desperate-dan your record there is safe.That said @vuelva‘s scores although unposted are even more impressive.I think we’re both in his wake.

OK “Sling God” @briann. Your sneaky progress up Jurassic Pork has been noted by more than one player.

Nothing personal @jrsquonk. You just happened to be at the top of the list. You may have lost BI but I think you can sleep easy over Jurassic Pork. That is an incredible record.

Dispatched Squonk now. BI is mine all mine (cackles despotically while stroking Twiggy). Need to have a look at Flock Favourites next. Anything to take my mind of losing all those Classics trophies.