What with that and Eurovision you’ll be beside yourself.

27th October to 2nd November 2025 will be UK Sausage Week.

Last year’s supreme sausage champion was Porky Whites Signature Surrey Sausage.

I’m counting down the days.

I do like a link of sausage.

See the subtle link to sausages there!

Let’s try this…

Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You, house-proud town mouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street

You’re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You!
Gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside

Mary, you’re nearly a treat
Mary,…[Read more]

And while we’re at it saucisse,chorizo and bratwurst!Take that.

I think the ghost of Mary Whitehouse has possessed the moderator.

Sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages.

WHAT is going on?

You’ll never know.

I wonder which particular strand of inappropriateness Brian has gone down now. There’s just so many to choose from.

Looks like the moderation bypass failed.

Yeah have a great time and keep us entertained with your shenanigans.Try and persuade Mr Grumpy not to go out in public wearing his posing pouch.Nite all.

Sounds like you will be in Spain for your birthday @hunnybunny.

Do you like a bit of Spanish sausage Bunny?It seems my comments have an inbuilt moderation bypass.

If there were any canal tow-paths in Brechin I’d be avoiding them on a day like today.

Ah another beautiful day.I think I’ll do my tax returns.

There’s a lot to clear up here from Brian’s trail…

I would be doing the patrons of this establishment a disservice if I didn’t point out that Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson, unlike Monty Python’s claim, did not win the 1959 Eurovision. Sing Little Birdy, Sing was disgracefully relegated to second place behind The Netherlands, who didn’t even have…[Read more]