Centuries of civilisation and it comes down to this.

Round here it probably would be a drunk.

The Minion can’t see where it’s going. It’s wandering down the street like a drunk.

Twiggy very confused – the doorbell has already rung about 10 times. The chicken hasn’t appeared yet. If it can lay an egg it’ll get double treats.

You moved the goalposts!

There’s about 40 witches and ghouls (and one chicken) roaming the street. Good family atmosphere actually. Large bowl of Celebrations at the ready.

Course you’d need to pay for my travelling time and fuel expenses…£499 should cover it.

It’s a deal.

Well Dan I’d charge you £3 a window every 4 weeks.

I’m getting a very bad feeling about the election. US democracy may be none of my business but climate change is everybody’s. This post is not about politics, it’s about humanity.

I get charged £18 which is about £2 a window.  Do you want to pop down here and do mine?

One of my poor customers has had her conservatory collapse since my last visit.I say poor they’re actually minted and given he used to own a double glazing business I reckon he got a good deal on a new oneAnyway she said: “Just do the rest of the house as normal”

So I said:”Most of the work is in the conservatory I could do it half price,£6…[Read more]