See The Beeb are having a bit of a Cure night tomorrow shall probably tune in to some of it.The Penguin with Colin Farrell is brilliant btw and enhanced by playing this in one episode.

Did you have this Halloween off @hunnybunny due to your dicky knee?Must be hard manouevering a broomstick at high speed in your condition.

What on earth have chickens ,minions and dinosaurs got to to with Halloween??

Centuries of civilisation and it comes down to this.

Round here it probably would be a drunk.

The Minion can’t see where it’s going. It’s wandering down the street like a drunk.

Twiggy very confused – the doorbell has already rung about 10 times. The chicken hasn’t appeared yet. If it can lay an egg it’ll get double treats.

You moved the goalposts!

There’s about 40 witches and ghouls (and one chicken) roaming the street. Good family atmosphere actually. Large bowl of Celebrations at the ready.

Course you’d need to pay for my travelling time and fuel expenses…£499 should cover it.

It’s a deal.

Well Dan I’d charge you £3 a window every 4 weeks.

I’m getting a very bad feeling about the election. US democracy may be none of my business but climate change is everybody’s. This post is not about politics, it’s about humanity.

I get charged £18 which is about £2 a window.  Do you want to pop down here and do mine?