I’m sure if Donald doesn’t like the result against Belgium Gianni(who apparently is well respected)will invent a new committee and invoke some obscure Swiss bylaw from 1429 to overturn the result.

Never thought I’d say this but come on Belgium!

This is making Blatter look like he’s on the side of the angels.

I have to say, I really hope Balogun gets sent off again. Just so we have a bigger sample to work with.

It’s probably an urban myth but I did hear about a man walking into a chainsaw chopping his own head off but his goolies were still attached.

Are we to expect a tweet from Andy Burnham in the next few days thanking Kingpin for rescinding Qansah”s red card?

Trump cheats at golf. Now he cheats at football. Even a mild-mannered non football-loving friend of mine has suggested that Infantino should now castrate himself then chop off his own head. That’s the spirit!

Is that a thing?

Good grief, a Rio Challenge today for which I hold the trophy. A rare thing indeed. You are welcome to it if you leave my ABo/Classics one alone.

My mum’s called Heather…

Miss July in the northern Carneddau. Evidence of heather burning in background.

Tuchel’s only got himself to blame, taking a load of snowflake defenders. This is going to end VERY badly.

But we’re not Scotland.

Wasn’t there a film called Carry On up the Congo?I’m sure we had Charles Hawtrey in defence.

Really don’t like Short Fuse and if it took you and Asher 4 days @desperate-dan to get the top two spots expect a runt from me in about 4 years.