We roll on to S. Brian will be pleased that I don’t have many letters left. In this song SD explicitly reference themselves in the lyrics. Any other examples?

The jukebox has just self-combusted.

Yes you were.

Miscounted. forgot all the Xmas specials. 151 episodes. Seems like I am misspending my non-youth.

The worst ones all seem to contain animals.

Jungle Rock

Almost forget, time for R. Folks may know this one. Pains me to miss out two other brilliant R possibilities.

Can’t think of a terrible novelty song beginning with J so a quick Dr Who update. I am now 132 episodes in (in the modern era) and have covered the first 5 with Jodie Whitaker (series 11). And I have to say, no problem so far. The Capaldi ones were fine, much better than I remembered and the early Whitaker ones have been entertaining. I am now…[Read more]

It’s P time. I have never met Napoleon.

Good!

All milkmen are good. Bennie Hill was a real milkman. But the reason is, that was our family business from the 1830s to the 1950s.  Milk cart pulled by a horse! The actual milk cart is in Hayes museum with our name on the side. And bottles. Not the horse though.

Good or Bad?

Ernie, the fastest Milkman in the west?

It has to be Disco Duck!

I’m shaking my tail feathers

And: Bats

Sat in the house (two before the current – about 500 yards away)

I’m in my chair, fireplace mirror to the left, I can see a bat flying up and down the stairs, to the right. Bunny Man doesn’t believe me. Max, the GSD, starts barking.

A BAT!  Bunnyman caught it in a colander with newspaper and released it