Let’s try this…

Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You, house-proud town mouse
Ha-ha, charade you are

You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street

You’re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You!
Gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside

Mary, you’re nearly a treat
Mary,…[Read more]

Sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages sausages.

WHAT is going on?

I wonder which particular strand of inappropriateness Brian has gone down now. There’s just so many to choose from.

Sounds like you will be in Spain for your birthday @hunnybunny.

I’m waiting on moderation
So, slightly adjusted pronouns:
She and witch
(According to Mr Bunny)

Well, someone mentioned sausages!
Seeing as we are off to Spain tomorrow (and I have to leave the house spotlessly clean – imagine coming home to a dirty house)
We ate at lunch at our local
Seems I have more appetite for French sausage than Mr Grumpy…
Luckily, we will miss Eurovision, although I normally watch

There’s a lot to clear up here from Brian’s trail…

I would be doing the patrons of this establishment a disservice if I didn’t point out that Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson, unlike Monty Python’s claim, did not win the 1959 Eurovision. Sing Little Birdy, Sing was disgracefully relegated to second place behind The Netherlands, who didn’t even have…[Read more]

Pulp for Eurovision. Imagine Jarvis let loose live on such a stage…

Twiggy will be doing a Eurovision prediction for her usual fee.

My prediction is that UK won’t be last this year, seems like the song might tap into the Eurovision zeitgeist. But what do I know? I still think Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson were robbed in 1959.

With reference to the Fall video and Leigh Bowery, I reiterate my comment about the sausages.

I thought it was definitely the may  (i.e. hawthorn) blossom. Don’t say now I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.

Mind you, folks round these parts are clearly confused. The other day on the beach we saw somebody dressed for arctic conditions in a huge puffer jacket at the same time as someone (male unfortunately) nude sunbathing.

That’s…[Read more]

Aye. I’ve cast my clout.

(That one will not travel)

BTW, I bumped into Lee Mills on a remote Anglesey footpath yesterday. You know, Bradford City’s first £1m footballer who scored one of the goals against Wolves that sent City into the Premier League in 1999. He was surprised to see me.

Did the mayor of Chicago really say that the Pope was dope? is that a cardinal sin?

(avoids any discussion about Arsenal…)