Ah another beautiful day.I think I’ll do my tax returns.

There’s a lot to clear up here from Brian’s trail…

I would be doing the patrons of this establishment a disservice if I didn’t point out that Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson, unlike Monty Python’s claim, did not win the 1959 Eurovision. Sing Little Birdy, Sing was disgracefully relegated to second place behind The Netherlands, who didn’t even have…[Read more]

I make no apologies for playing this again from one of the best bands to emerge from the maelstrom of punk.Probably the best intro in the history of music…well maybe Beethoven’s 5th symphony might have a shout.Take it away boys..,https://youtu.be/OFGA2HbCa0A?si=Mf9TILxBFCKlgw1E

Here’s a very dark nursery rhyme.Grimm indeed.https://youtu.be/Rc6-jjsUOu0?si=EAMS-S16OAr4jIca

@abcrazy is never coming back is she?

Anyway I must tell you about a really bad tranny who’s been knocking about Brechin lately(and before you rude bunch say anything it isn’t me).I’ve noticed him a couple of times in the last few weeks but never before so I assume he’s either just moved into the area or has recently decided to go public.

So facially he looks like the actress Alice…[Read more]

I do think our girls are trying a little too hard.

Pulp for Eurovision. Imagine Jarvis let loose live on such a stage…

Twiggy will be doing a Eurovision prediction for her usual fee.

My prediction is that UK won’t be last this year, seems like the song might tap into the Eurovision zeitgeist. But what do I know? I still think Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson were robbed in 1959.

I did have sausages for tea tonight,a delightful variation of panhaggerty.All this foody chat is making me think of you @hunnybunny how are you?

Despite having more kids than Musk old Freud did like a bit of sausage.Bowery also appears in Cruiser’s Creek.

Have to say Jarvis Cocker has lost none of his acerbic wit .Really like Spike Island.

With reference to the Fall video and Leigh Bowery, I reiterate my comment about the sausages.

I thought it was definitely the may  (i.e. hawthorn) blossom. Don’t say now I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.

Mind you, folks round these parts are clearly confused. The other day on the beach we saw somebody dressed for arctic conditions in a huge puffer jacket at the same time as someone (male unfortunately) nude sunbathing.

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Well it’s been a while.https://youtu.be/56dxJjXbnjg?si=svUGb9JV_y_MK7w-

One of me old mum’s favourite expressions though there seems to be some doubt as to whether it refers to the month of May or the may blossom.Definitely one for Suzie Dent.(That also will not travel).

Aye. I’ve cast my clout.

(That one will not travel)

Funny you should say that @desperatedan I once met Lee Mings at the top of a coastal path. Kept trying to throw himself off the cliff, said all his mates were down there.

Speaking of mates a pal of mine was telling me about problems he was having with his neighbour.

“He’s an absolute nutter. You must’ve seen him knocking about? Little guy,…[Read more]

I think the Trumpster has a one out one in policy re the clown car.Casey Means an excellent choice for the new surgeon general under the slogan Make Covid Great Again…sheesh!

BTW, I bumped into Lee Mills on a remote Anglesey footpath yesterday. You know, Bradford City’s first £1m footballer who scored one of the goals against Wolves that sent City into the Premier League in 1999. He was surprised to see me.

Did the mayor of Chicago really say that the Pope was dope? is that a cardinal sin?

(avoids any discussion about Arsenal…)