Yeah, they told us to build a trampoline. We took… creative liberties to explain why one was needed!
The King Pig has put on so much weight this year that no amount of Photoshop and mechanized workouts can mask the obvious fact that he is losing the Battle of the Bulge!
In secret, the King’s advisors devised a rather interesting if not outright hilarious weight loss plan for the “Royal Fatness”, modelled on none other than hard-sell tactics typical in certain wellness related businesses that a number of well-to-do humans often frequent.
By giving King Pig a coupon for a FREE trial of a new weight loss solution to try out, he will walk right into the waiting trap, be unable to opt out of the package, and become a new fitter, less lazy, and overall more attractive government figurehead!
Or so we hope. Will the below-shown weight loss “strategy” be efficient for the ever-lazy King Pig? Let us know below!
Writer’s Note:
Based on a true story! If it’s too good to be true, don’t sign up for it :)