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Makin Bakin commented on the post, Angry Birds Friends Tournament Level 5 Week 113 Power Up & 3 Star Walkthroughs | July 14th 2014 7 years, 6 months ago
Seems to work better (more often) on FB rather than mobile. Using SC, BQ… reset… BQ reset… BQ… reset… BQ reset… BQ… reset… BQ reset… BQ… reset… BQ reset… BQ… reset… BQ reset… BQ… […]
scott20 replied to the topic How to get really high scores in ABSW2 in the forum General Discussions Forum 7 years, 6 months ago
For many levels, you obviously have to use the Last Chance Strategy.
As @wicket182 mentioned somewhere on this website, to maximize your LCS score you’d want to use any laser firing pig (Battle Droid, Red Battle Droid, Stormtrooper, Shadowtrooper, Shocktrooper) to destroy as much as debris as possible.
Then, the Tusken Raider and…[Read more]
bernersenn commented on the post, Angry Birds Rio Timber Tumble Walkthrough Level #6 7 years, 6 months ago
@jlz-666 – a good strat (yours) and persistence (mine) did the job :D
scott20 replied to the topic AB Star Wars 2 in the forum General Discussions Forum 7 years, 6 months ago
Makin Bakin commented on the post, Angry Birds Friends Tournament Level 3 Week 113 Power Up & 3 Star Walkthroughs | July 14th 2014 7 years, 6 months ago
@congo I agree. Probably an iOS or Android level. Can’t seem to get enough oomph on FB. Haven’t tried on Android/Bliestacks yet, but same basic strat. A repeat level. On iPad Mini with PUs, 2-birds:
1) using JS, […]Makin Bakin commented on the post, Angry Birds Friends Tournament Level 2 Week 113 Power Up & 3 Star Walkthroughs | July 14th 2014 7 years, 6 months ago
@idefix1976 Nice strat and score! I was baffled on this level till I saw your video. Thanks! Although I’ve had several 1-birds using your strat so far, I’ve had to use Hal+PP and maybe BQ to mop up debris.
What […]
MVNLA2 commented on the post, Angry Birds Rio Hidden Harbor Walkthrough Level #14 7 years, 6 months ago
@vic-the-hun — Thanks! Used your strat to get 3*! I could never get @BirdLeader‘s strat to trigger the remote. I think there must be a trick to the timing, but don’t know what it is.
Kelani commented on the post, Angry Birds Rio Hidden Harbor Walkthrough Level #11 7 years, 6 months ago
Same idea as @dmsral but I actually found it easier to go under the boat. Going over the top and getting the right rebound requires some complex angles, whereas going underneath is a simple parabola. Hit the 3rd […]
Les Toreadors wrote a new post, ThrowbackThursday: Bad Piggies Space Program 7 years, 6 months ago
It’s Throwback Thursday tomorrow and for this week’s special “repork” we bring you some long-promised but never posted news of the Bacon Space Program, where pigs aim for the stars in a mostly-futile bid to boldly go where no snout has oinked before, a million pounds of liquid hydrogen powered puns most definitely intended.
The desire to escape Piggy Island and its hostile environment is nothing new. In fact, there might be more than a few valid reasons: –
- Escape Angry Bird attacks;
- Seek out new animal friends, like sheep. Sheep look like walking pillows and don’t attack pigs. Sheep are cool, especially Shaun!;
- Not liking the
Royal Fatnesspresent government; - Discover, track & mine Near-Egg-Objects (i.e., Eggsteroids) in the interest of expanding gluttony horizons.
- Fat Pig ate all the food, so for the sake of future generations we have to hide our food on Mars where the Fat Pig’s voracious appetite can’t create another a-pork-calyptic wasteland.
- To boldly go, where no snout has oinked before.
- Curiosity may be fatal to cats, but not pigs. You’ve never seen anyone say, “Curiosity killed a pig” do you? It must be safe for pigs to go aimlessly blasting around the Solar System then.
- Everything space related is awesome. Seriously, who doesn’t like soaring into the heavens on a pillar of fire!
- The skin of a green pig is rich in chlorophyll and thus Bad Piggies are capable of photosynthesis. A large, fat pig with its own internal atmosphere should be (in my wildest dreams) capable of self-sustained life in deep space, utilizing flatulence as a propulsive mechanism. Every flatulence has an equal and opposite reaction to all bystanders and a particularly pungent one could have the same effect on space-time as a warp drive.
- Steal Angry Birds’ eggs by way of aero-ballistic insertion, diving vertically upon the Angry Birds’ Nests whist riding a missile “Dr. Strangelove” style.
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Corporal Pig applies Vertical Envelopment strategy upon the ‘Nest.[/caption]• • •
As you can see, there are many reasons why we invest so much in this
money wasting scandalgrand venture to put bacon and egg permanently into space cuisine.This article about the Bacon Space Program is definitely long overdue, considering we pigs have been secretly working on building Star Destroyers in the dead of night, which is like the most awesome excuse ever for a piglet to tell to a furious Moustache Pig after reporting to class late the next morning.
But that’s alright, because the Bacon Space Program, despite its years of existence and billions of dollars
of wasted moneyinvested, has not managed to put a single thing into orbit. I’m serious, we’re not even at Sputnik 1 in the space race chronology. In the meantime, NASA is currently demonstrating the capability to roam as far as Curiosity can go.• • •
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Boldly Stealing Eggs, Where No Snout Has Oinked Before![/caption]• • •
It has been discussed that the vast gulf of progress between the two space agencies could be compared to a simple difference in developmental philosophy: NASA invests in large scale, next-generation technology that despite the initial development risks, manage to pay vast dividends in the long run. Space-derived technologies had made possible a great number of today’s modern conveniences.
Our Bacon Space Program, on the other hand, relies on duct-taping a great many primitive components together and hope they all play nice as a system. Duct tape and super glue fixes all things, right?
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“Prepare for LUNCH!” hollered the Corporal Pig, as he set alight the fuze to the mighty PORK CHOP tactical ballis-pig missile, proudly made by the lowest bidder.[/caption]• • •
As history proves, the answer is a resounding “no”. Bolting together many small rocket engines onto the same vehicle stage is not a particularly sound engineering strategy, as the failed Russian N-1 moon rocket program would show. No matter how good those little fireworks rockets are individually or in small numbers, one cannot ride with the Valkyries (how’s this for mood music!) on an insanely complex assembly of low powered rockets that’s bound to fall apart in an uncontrollable spectacle of external combustion.
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What the Bad Piggies Space Program sorely needed from the get-go was a type of liquid fuelled rocket engine. Liquid fuelled rockets have the tendency to be heavier than a solid rocket stage but they burn as long as you have fuel and oxidizer left in the tanks. And you could fill the majority of a vehicle with liquid propellants! Having a liquid engine and companion fuel tank components in Bad Piggies would have easily solved the glaring issue of having to separate multiple stages of expended solid boosters within the span of a few seconds.
Many pigineers have shook their heads at the primitive, Victorian-era levels of technology utilized in our poor
man’spig’s excuse of a “space program”, and stormed out of Mission Control in disgust, vowing to go back to the “honest productive labour” of attempting to steal eggs from Angry Birds’ Nests in a Starship Troopers style en masse display of conventional beak to snout combat. That’s their loss.• • •
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For you see, the inability to make Bad Piggies parts work like larger scale versions of the same object in real life, does not stop the enterprising pigineer from reinventing an equivalent of a larger scaled object with true to life capability using different parts.
Those puny fireworks won’t get a vehicle far, but with their insane power to mass ratio, they’re great for imparting a great boost of speed for the first crucial seconds of a rocket’s flight skywards. That’s what solid rocket boosters do on real rocket ships. They give a short boost to the vehicle for the first minute or minutes from launch, enabling the liquid fuelled core to fly faster and reach further out into the upper atmosphere before stage separation.
To simulate the presence of a sustainer engine that keeps said rocket going up, up and away, we utilised the simple combination of the tried and true American V-8 engine driving an airplane propeller. It may not look particularly realistic or proper, but the new “hybrid” rockets have far greater range and payload than the early ballistic missile experiments.
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Schematics of the “Bacon 9R” Rocket.[/caption]• • •
Interestingly, such hybrid aircraft/rocket setups were themselves quite significant in the early Jet Age of Earth. There were quite a number of rocket-boosted jet aircraft that were utilized for speed and altitude record attempts, starting from the aptly named Douglas Skyrocket. While such a concept for a 21st Century fighter aircraft may sound preposterous in an age where hover-capable stealth fighter jets are a reality, remember in the 1950s, jet propulsion was still in relative infancy and turbojet engines of the period tended to be slow to accelerate and had relatively limited thrust.
The addition of a rocket motor to produce a burst of high impulse power is thus a logical workaround to technological limitations, just like how on Piggy Island, the wacky V-8 powered “sustainer engine” is a major step forward in our quest to explore what lies above and beyond. While many of the above-featured fictional Bad Piggies spacecraft were built in 2013, the more recent “Bacon 9R” re-usable first stage was designed similarly to the “Alpha Launcher” utilized in our International Space Station module launch parody here:
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The End
Next week in Bad Piggies “Bacon Space Program”, we construct a replica of the famously controversial “Moonraker” Space Shuttle mid-air launch and discuss the future of King Pig’s Galactic Empire!The author of this article is not a real rocket scientist, astronaut or engineer. In fact, the author knows absolutely nothing about real space programs but is very good at conjuring up enough relevant nonsense to convince Corporal Pig to divert his prized ballistic missile funding towards
commencing construction of a Death Star in the year 2016peaceful exploration of the cosmos.Visit our Facepork Page, Subscribe to YouSnout and check out Trotter for random updates!
In the meantime we note Objective No. 2 of the Bacon Space Program (Quote: To seek out new animal friends) had been completed, with reference to Angry Birds Toons: The Truce.
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The Sheep says “Meeeeeh!” to the Inter-Farm Pig-Sheep Alliance Against Angry Bird Aggression.[/caption]dmsral commented on the post, Angry Birds Rio Hidden Harbor Walkthrough Level #6 7 years, 6 months ago
198900 like the video. I was stuck at 192k but kept firing until the debris gods granted me favor.
Bird Leader replied to the topic Why do my posts keep disappearing? in the forum All Things In The Nest Forum (closed) 7 years, 6 months ago
@squeakymcgee Slim is right, but I have to say that resource map is amazing! Please see my PM and we can get a post created for it.
Kelani commented on the post, Angry Birds Space Danger Zone Level 22 Walkthrough 7 years, 6 months ago
@bikkit I’ve never been one to refuse the scapegoat label, but in this case, I must. Esteemed flinger @Stocktoad noticed elements of the phenomenon a year ago. After my initial rant, his reply informing me of said […]
Bird Leader replied to the topic "No Scores Entered" on Leaderboard (Fixed) in the forum Bugs, Glitches, and Issues Forum (closed) 7 years, 6 months ago
I am trying to figure out what’s up with this @purplepaws. For the time being please don’t enter anymore scores into the leaderboard.
cc. @amslimfordy
Idefix1976 commented on the post, Angry Birds Friends Tournament Level 6 Week 113 Power Up & 3 Star Walkthroughs | July 14th 2014 7 years, 6 months ago
Strat for 177k (No Power-Ups) (PC)
and power-ups 197k With Golden Slingshot (PC)
Idefix1976 commented on the post, Angry Birds Friends Tournament Level 5 Week 113 Power Up & 3 Star Walkthroughs | July 14th 2014 7 years, 6 months ago
Strat for 96k (No Power-Ups) (PC)
and power-ups 107k (PC)
Idefix1976 commented on the post, Angry Birds Friends Tournament Level 4 Week 113 Power Up & 3 Star Walkthroughs | July 14th 2014 7 years, 6 months ago
Strat for 203k (No Power-Ups) (PC)
and power-ups 236k With Golden Slingshot & Jingle Sling (PC)
dmsral commented on the post, Angry Birds Rio Timber Tumble Feather Bonus Walkthrough Level 1 7 years, 6 months ago
Second shot at the lower marmoset, activating when it hits the stone behind him. Got a good push into the back structure, which then collapsed back to the left and taking out the debris from the front part for […]
Idefix1976 commented on the post, Angry Birds Friends Tournament Level 3 Week 113 Power Up & 3 Star Walkthroughs | July 14th 2014 7 years, 6 months ago
Strat for 117k (No Power-Ups) (PC)
and power-ups 129k With Jingle Sling & Stone Crusher (PC)
Idefix1976 commented on the post, Angry Birds Friends Tournament Level 2 Week 113 Power Up & 3 Star Walkthroughs | July 14th 2014 7 years, 6 months ago
Strat for 125k (No Power-Ups) (PC)
and power-ups 150k With Wood Chipper (PC)
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