Hey wolf we have an open slot and I think we have what your looking for.  We finished 92 last season in mebc, and we complete all the events.  We have a great core  group thats been together almost 2 years. 

We had a member get banned a couple months ago who wasn’t cheating, who was playing the game on multiple devices.  The response he got from Rovio was that he had device syncing issues Similar to that of cheaters

Hey crash, I’m swoosh maverick from the turbo birds.  I filed a ticket report from your profile and I believe a couple others did as well.   Thank you for being an incredible team member and all your contributions, and hopefully  you can rejoin us sooner rather than later.  I’ll keep harassing those idiots until the unban you, my friend!

A couple of our clan members were banned and I filed a ticket on their behalf.  They didn’t respond until I sent screenshots of this thread.  Here is what the incompetent imbeciles at Rovio had to say:

Turbo Birds (#216031), a diamond level clan, is looking for a few active daily players. We are  ranked 98th in the Mighty Eagle Boot Camp this season, and we are looking for stronger  700+ fb players to help march our way up the leader board. Current membership ranges from FP of 1200 to 700.

We enjoy the game through teamwork and c…[Read more]

Turbo Birds (#216031), a diamond level clan, is looking for a few active daily players. We ranked 133rd in the MEBC last season, and All FP’s are welcome! Current membership ranges from FP of 1100 to 400. Lower FP players come grow with us!

We enjoy the game through teamwork and communications. We have a very lively, friendly Clan Chat and a…[Read more]

The number 1 key to enjoying this shit game, developed and maintained by imbeciles in Finland, is to never under any circumstances spend real money!

The 2nd key is to join a clan that requires daily participation and consistently finishes clan events.  This along with the free gems you get from the daily quest will give you all the gems you n…[Read more]

Doom, opponents cards are played randomly in arena, that’s why you sometimes see the duplicates back to back.  I have also played many players who have forfeited in the arena, scoring zero or very little compared to their fp.  As you progress through the arena streak it definitely seems there’s coding to pair you up against higher and higher score…[Read more]

Everything op said is 100% true.  The game is over run with cheaters and bugs that never get fixed.  Rovio doesn’t give a shit.

Don’t spend a penny on this goddamn game and all your problems will be solved.

Sounds like you are playing with cheaters

I have never had a 1 room level in dc, and have won it multiple days in a row many, many times and the levels did not increase in difficulty like your describing, Mzimoxs.  Rovio admits openly that some players get advantages throughout the game  and others don’t, under the guise they are making tweaks and improvements, when in reality they are…[Read more]

MY advice to all players would be to never under any circumstances spend gems on the dc/kpp challenge.  NEVER DO IT!!!   If you waste gems you will be forced to play much more difficult levels than others, who don’t spend  gems on dc/kpp.  I have never spent a single gem and my dc is almost always 2/2/3 level format.  I can usually beat this m…[Read more]

I’ll play the dc once maybe twice(never spend gems), and will only play kpp if it’s for the 20 gem daily quest.  I can complete the easy 2/2/3 dc levels a majority of time.  I’d be furious if I was playing 4/4/5 dc levels, when others like me play much easier 2/2/3 levels.  It a goddamn joke.

Rovio pics and chooses which  dc/kpp levels you play, based on whether you spend gems on it or not.  I’ve never spent a gem on dc/kpp and My typical dc is a 2/2/3 or 2/3/4 layout, while my clan mates and like some of you play 4/4/5 layouts with much more difficult dc levels.  It’s a joke that if you spend money you are forced to play a differ…[Read more]

it’s definitely true that some players get the extra video turn, and others do not.  Some people who spend money on the game, will have their tof video disappear, only to have it come back 6 weeks later after the purchase.  While others who don’t spend any money, will also have their tof video disappear for no reason.  This has happened to me per…[Read more]

The tof express ticket glows red and will start you at the 20th floor.  Make sure you use this ticket when your free tof turn starts.  You’ll be able to start at the 20th floor with the extra video spin.  If you play the free entry from the first floor first and use your video ad, you will not get the ad in subsequent plays be it a regular tof…[Read more]

I was able to win the two express tickets in the adventure with blue and reds hats, and start at floor 20 twice.  The game luckily allowed me to get chuck and bombs hats during those two runs.  That marks the 2nd time since Exotic hats have been introduced that I’ve gotten more that 3 hats in a hat event.  Maybe I should go buy some lottery tick…[Read more]

Rovios developers are extremely incompetent, lazy, and tone deaf , and almost every facet of the game is/has been bugged, and is vulnerable to rampant cheating.  Rovio doesn’t care as evidenced by their non action on these issues that have been going on and exploited for years .