Hey @desperate-dan I’ll take a look this week.

Can’t have new upstarts on my parish.

Actually it’s good to see some fresh (young?) blood. The more blood the better in fact. Blood is better than tumbleweed as my old nan used to never say.

My runt did in fact nick Cody and Lay’s trophy @brianN. They’ve got another – I’m on the case. All hand-crafted in rustic surroundings.

Another runt. Ham ’em High 12-4. But I can’t upload my proof.  Anyone else had that sort of problem recently? I don’t feel I want to pester birdleader again, poor chap.

Just been on a rail journey between Flint and Stone.

Not doing birds but doing bird eh @brianN?

I’m on fire.

You need to tell us where you have been Brian. Money was on you being in the MiL’s dungeons. Or blown into the North Sea still clutching a ladder. Or just stuck in that BP cubicle with the dodgy lock that OB keeps saying he means to fix.

Brain, please delete my name from this forum, thank you

I have loads of other, but I am a grumpy old woman!

Changing the subject, what you put into Room 101 (other than Brian)
I’m going for woman who play with their hair, IN PUBLIC, yuk!

No e

I’m wishing for a clean wine world

I do love an anagram

I’m betting Lop Damn Turd input Mr Streakier to destroy the world

I’m the same on both

Good for you!

I’ve actually ordered a book/audio that claims it will teach me to speak Welsh. And another that claims I will become a pianist.

The two things I seem to have no inherent aptitude for are languages and music. This is not going to end well.