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Les Toreadors
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Lol, in short, yes.

In typical Jeremy Clarkson-esque bombastic format I answered the question somewhat like this:

1) Fat Pig is originally the size of the Moon and the orange potion makes him assume the size and mass of Jupiter.

2) The blue potion duplicates the enormous giant pig and that’s when things start to get cataclysmic.

3) Intense gravitational forces cause the multitude of giant pigs to disintegrate into minced pork and implode into itself causing a Bacon Explosion.

4) This disastrous “Big Bang” is responsible for creating the universe as we know it today.

I have no idea how supernovas and black holes work but it sounds awesome… I mean, how a Bacon Explosion created the universe. That’s delicious.