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“The Tale of Mr. Springie”
a pun intentional story by the user the arrow is pointing to
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Approaching fast is the type of year where pigs can be sighted above (And sometimes atop, seconds before they fall through) the rooftops of Pig City with steel coils on their rump roasts.
I heard of a pig who once took a lot of these steel coils and lined them up, eventually getting to the point where he could see a bird and not get spotted.
He, quick as a runny babbit, swiped the nest (with a steel coiled net) and ran off, birds giving chase. He saw a red one, a yellow one, and even a black one. Bird fricasee! Before said yellow one (dubbed Chuck for your convenience) could get right on his tail, he jumped right on the steel coils he had lined up earlier. He bounced high up in the air, fell onto another coil, and bounced again with his nest hat.
However, after a few bounces later, he looked behind him and saw a white bird, catching up while bouncing all the same. After tossing the nest away in shock, The sky darkened, and all it took was a simple little lightning zap for the pig, to declare:
“She’s no spring chicken!” *Birdum Tsh*