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You know why?
I’ll tell you why:
Fat Pig was so big, he ended up JAMMING the black hole. But you know that black holes are stubborn and will never stop sucking things in.
But Fat Pig was almost uncontainable by any means that anyone could think of. The black hole and Fat Pig continued their seemingly perpetual tug-of-war that would determine the fate of the universe.
Eventually, an unknown time later, the black hole caved in and it exploded. A fraction of the universe was filled with blinding light.
This created a Big Bang (or Pig Bang, as I should put it) in another universe which was on the other side of the recently collapsed black hole.
At the same time, Fat Pig was thrown out of the black hole and then started the orbit around the universe. And only recently, he has been frozen in a colossal planet of ice (the explosion had caused Fat Pig to shrink nearly 90% in size) and later freed in the events of Angry Birds Space, and once he was accidentally freed, his mischief roll was restarted, and you all know what happened next.
=====THE END! I hope you enjoyed the story! XD=====