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==THE TRUE STORY OF FAT PIG==
Date: Unknown
Part 1
One eon, Fat Pig went to where all the Cosmic Crystals were found nowadays in the universe.
The three-eyed pig, in his giant ship, saw a giant asteroid coming straight towards him/her/whatever.
But when he/she/whatever turned the ship, it was not an asteroid, but a Fat Pig coming at twelve o’ clock, at FULL SPEED!!
The mutant pig realized that its tractor beam was still active and braced for the impact, but fortunately, the Fat Pig hit a Crystal Planet.
The Planet collapsed under his own weight with the added force of the tractor beam and a black hole took its place.
It was such a massive hole that nothing was clearly not going to stay outside of it.
Fat Pig was no exception. However, as he/she/whatever was falling and time started to slow down, he suddently stopped falling into the black hole.