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@freckledpig147
This joke is pretty lame.
Why did the pigs poach eggs instead of scrambling them?
If they scrambled, the eggs might have ran away! (scramble => scrambling away => RUN AWAY!)
Even lamer. :P
Why didn’t the King Pig drink whine at the party?
It’s snout the right type of whine. (Who can drink something that isn’t a liquid? And realistically, it’s an illiterate pig that “wrote” WINE on the bottle.)