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Kelani
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@les-toreadors that entire site linked in my post is nothing but pig puns. :) I don’t know who made it, but somewhere out there, I think you have a twin! Anyway, I don’t enjoy borrowing from others, so I have to contribute something useful to this discussion.

I was reading the older posts about the King Pig + Orange/Blue potions causing the Pig Bang, and I must disagree. The pig + potion combo could not have caused it, and I can prove it.

When the Weeeilkinson Microwaved HamiSwineTripety Probe (aka Weeee-MHP) measured the Sowsmic Microwaved Baconground Radiation, it found PFPA (Pleasant Fried Pork Aroma) concentrations of 0.001ppm (parts-per-million). This unexpected value was well below the PFPA concentration (1000+ ppm) that piggycists calculated would exist following an actual Pig Bang.

Additionally, Weeee-MAP produced high-res images of the Microwaved Baconground that did not contain the visual signature indicative of a Pig Bang event.


Actual Baconground

BaconBigBang
Expected Pig Bang Baconground

Given this startling evidence, NASA swinentists have theorized the Pig/Potion combo most likely caused one of the following astronomical phenomena:

1. The supermeowssive black hole at the center of the Hogpile Galaxy. This is notable, because of a bizarre 2.196MhZ squeal emanating from the galaxy center that interferes with Ham Radio users in Porkistan, Swinehili and Hog Kong.
2. The Oinkey-2 Quasar, located 10kly (kilo-light-years) from Earth, in the Piggysus Consqueallation.
3. The D1r-T Piglé binary star system, which features green giants Porkyon A and Porkyon B, locked in a tight, ellipigical orbit.

edit: OTOMO-squeal almost made me fall over. lol! I love it :)