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Kelani
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Shamelessly borrowed (in part) from Whenpigsfly.bz

When Pigs Fly, they:

Chooves an airloin with cheap fares, like Pan Ham
Go through muddal detectors for sow-curity
Hold hams with each other during take-hoof
Hope for a strong pigtail-wind
Pork their automosqueal in the overnight lot
Root and holler when the plane lands safely.

I always liked these:

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus?
A: a PorkerPine.

Farmer: Hey! Who raided my vegetable patch?
Piggy: Beets me!