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@kelani
*raises hand*
Hi, I’m Kel. I’d like to share.
- When my pets annoy me, I sometimes wish I could bounce Terence off their furry little butts.
- For the 5% of phone calls I actually answered while playing, I’ve told the other party the chirpy/explosive noises they’re hearing are from a road crew working outside.
- I’ve deleted useful apps, Bigfoot photos/videos and even my own music to make room for Angry Birds
- On PC, I’ve set Angry Birds to realtime priority to ensure Windows doesn’t mess with my playing
- I’ve woken in a cold sweat after dreaming I’d botched a puppy by acci-flinging a bird.
- I now derive an abnormal amount of pleasure from eating bacon.
- When Victoria’s Secret commercials come on TV, I find myself wishing the models had more feathers