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Official Press Release
August 21, 2014
Pennsylvania, USA

As of a couple of minutes ago, and in celebration of his Dachshund’s 12th birthday, the man known to many of you as Abe Goracer has officially joined the “Champions of the Galaxy” tier, not only in this thread, but, in his mind at least, throughout the actual galaxy!

With a grand total of 1,751 challenges completed, we bring this announcement to you with much more pomp and exuberance than the accomplishment deserves! PERHAPS IF WE TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS YOU WILL FORGET …that he is still far back in third place! Or maybe you won’t forget. Nevertheless, here are the numbers:

413-413-291-221-413 = 1,751

Abe, or, Mr. Goracer (as he prefers to be called by the voices inside his head) will console himself with the fact that he may be the first one to have hit over 400 challenges on three different tracks. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WEAK NUMBER OF STUNT CHALLENGES PASSED! WAIT, WHY DID WE TYPE THAT IN ALL CAPS? THAT WOULD SEEM TO BRING MUCH MORE ATTENTION TO THE WEAKNESS!!!!

Mr. Goracer will not be granting interviews at this time, but you may contact his press agent (and Dachshund) care of [email protected] if you would like an autographed 8 x 10.

Happy racing and “Go Fast!”