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Justadoo444
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—Supposed Origin of the Fat Pig—
When the Big Bang happened a long time ago
These compounds were combined, just like this and so:
Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice – Oh wait, wrong story
-Ahem- Some Carbon, some Nickel
(The size of a pickerel)
Some Graphite that’s Porous
(Pls join in the chorus)
And finally, the ONLY
Piggerium, man!
The green-snouted gemstone
that’s part of the plan
to bring life to a galactic
2-Trillion Pound pig
that drinks all Earth’s oceans
in only 1 swig
They passed by each other
and sort of combined
to make long, thin green Hamstrings
(They’re 2, intertwined)
And when they found some land
on a milk-way of food
They reacted to Air
and they were in a mood
to Twitch, and then stitch
this enormous performance
of pork and some bacon
on the iPad before us
And that’s how the Fat Pig was brung to this way
And now we move on –
Fat Pig: Look Out! Make Way!

Krak-Snap! And a Boom!
And then the Earth made room
for a big, porky pig
by ‘sploding with a BOOM.