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Mancala Parakin
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Want to pass the time
So I open up the app.
Slingshot, here I come!

The castle is stone
First up is explosive Bomb
BOOM! I got a strike!

Up next — Terence, who
Came in like a wrecking ball
But bounced off balloons.

Speaking of balloons,
Propellerhead got away
Newsflash: pigs can fly!

Red couldn’t reach him
Silver made a bad U-turn
Chuck shot the pig down.

Extra card! Bomb’s back —
BOOM! The second stage is cleared
The third stage awaits…

An L-shaped structure
Matilda can conquer it
Mission accomplished!

Now an ice fortress
The Blues are a perfect match
Structure demolished!

But I heard a snort
Perused each nook and cranny
Darn small pig survived.

My card count was naught
Watched a silly commercial
Got an Inflator

So I used the spell
Which did not kill, just puffed up
There goes my last life

To the Arena!
Custom name with all five spells
All birds Elder Gold

I began to fling
Right away a thought emerged
Me versus AI?

Opponent scored high
Now I need some extra gems
My poor bank account

With a stroke of luck
Bye bye Birdy McBirdface
Full winning streak! Yeah!

And I shall wrap up
Please download at your own risk
If you want to play