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Want to pass the time
So I open up the app.
Slingshot, here I come!
The castle is stone
First up is explosive Bomb
BOOM! I got a strike!
Up next — Terence, who
Came in like a wrecking ball
But bounced off balloons.
Speaking of balloons,
Propellerhead got away
Newsflash: pigs can fly!
Red couldn’t reach him
Silver made a bad U-turn
Chuck shot the pig down.
Extra card! Bomb’s back —
BOOM! The second stage is cleared
The third stage awaits…
An L-shaped structure
Matilda can conquer it
Mission accomplished!
Now an ice fortress
The Blues are a perfect match
Structure demolished!
But I heard a snort
Perused each nook and cranny
Darn small pig survived.
My card count was naught
Watched a silly commercial
Got an Inflator
So I used the spell
Which did not kill, just puffed up
There goes my last life
To the Arena!
Custom name with all five spells
All birds Elder Gold
I began to fling
Right away a thought emerged
Me versus AI?
Opponent scored high
Now I need some extra gems
My poor bank account
With a stroke of luck
Bye bye Birdy McBirdface
Full winning streak! Yeah!
And I shall wrap up
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