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(Inspired by my own experiences, by the Bad Luck topic, and especially by @djlarryt’s experiences)
Got five free minutes
Gonna play some Angry Birds 2
Excitement!
Stuck at single player
So I go to Arena instead
Competition!
Level I played before
Should be easy as pork pie
Right?
Oh look, cutesy name
Flinging so much better than me
How?!?
Played well, but yet
Lost by maybe five thousand points
Really…
Got ad, watched it
Some game I will never play
Whatever.
Went for my reward
Blues against pig in stone box
Suuuuuure.
“Too bad, streak busted
Now try against other five-spellers
Cheerio!”
Wasn’t ready giving up
So I gave it another shot
Patiently.
Micros, magicians, miners, balloons,
The whole gang was ganged up
Brutality.
After yet another try
It seemed I could finally win
Maybe…
But suddenly, no reason,
My birds fell from the sky
Ridiculous.
Since I had enough
I closed the game, never reopened
Happiness.
(I learned at school that haikus have 11 words… so I tried to go by that, but it’s probably terribly wrong :P)
EDIT:
@david-martin
Finnish what you start
Pun intended? :P