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Pigs are so dumb they operate their vehicles with lots of crashing
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@harry true! bet they cant even see with their giant nose in their way
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@angryboy I saw dat pigs have teeth it's true
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The world's smartest pig has a 0 IQ. What does that tell you about all of the others? (the pigs couldn't even answer this)
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LOL @tas! and some have -20 IQ
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A Pig walks into a Pub and asks the bartender for a Bloody Mary, the bartender completely dumbfounded 'cause a pig is asking for a Drink goes ahead and prepares the Bloody Mary, all the while staring and staring at the pig, finally he gives the drink to him, whereupon he gulps the whole drink and asks for another, which the bartender still in amazement makes and hands it to him, finally, the pig asks the bartender, How much do I owe you? The bartender still staring at him says, that'll be $40.00, so the pig sticks his hoof in his ear and pulls out 2 $20 bills and hands it to the bartender, then the bartender apologizes for staring so much because this is the first time he's ever seen a pig walk into a Pub asking for a drink, to which the pig replies, yeah, and it'll be the last time you see me too...What with the outrageous prices you charge here!
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LOL so funny @werewolf69!
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Haha @werewolf69 dats hilarious who knew pigs were allowed in bars and could drink oh uh if he drinks 2 much watch out birds lol
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Lol nice one @werewolf69 :)
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It's a lazy summer evening at the Pigfarm Mental Asylum and 2 pigs decide to go for a stroll in the courtyard, while they're walking, one of the pigs sees a flashlight laying on the grass, so he picks it up, turns it on and shines it straight up into the sky, then he says to the other pig, I'll bet you a hundred bucks that you don't climb up the beam of light and touch the sky, to which the other pig replies, what! You think I'm crazy? What if I'm way up there and you turn off the flashlight?
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that's funny... but is the joke supposed to be that the pig doesn't know he can't climb it?
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20 pigs are walking down a long and winding path when all of a sudden one of them dies, how many pigs are left? 19 you say! Wrong answer, there's only 1 pig left, the one that died, the other 19 merrily continue walking down the path.
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A pig sees some bird hunters. The pig says, "Can you show me how to do that?" The bird hunter says, "Sure, but it wouldn't help you since you don't have hands." "DANG it!"' the pig says. "Okay then, can you do something for us?" he says.
"What will I get out of it?" says bird hunter.
"If you can do it, I'll give you an egg or two." says pig.
"An egg? I'd rather have some bacon, ham, and pork rinds." says hunter.
"Ummm... Alright then, I guess I could do that..." Says pig, shifting uncomfortably. "I know the perfect guy..." says pig, thinking of fat pig. -
@theanonymoussomeone Hahahaha !
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Why was King Pig scared about an Egg? It had another above it!
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Hey dats not nice @esebesebest
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LOL @tas, @justadoo, and @werewolf! very clever
woah! @esebesebest that's not nice, please be respectful to other users -
Pig 1: The sky is falling!
Other pig: no it's not, you idiot, the white bird just bombed our tower!
Suddenly the sky falls and crushes all the pigs. -
LOL @tas those dumb pigs lol they didn't even know white bird was gonna bomb them lol nice 1
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Nice one @tas :)
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The Pigs' minds can be Cuckoo, but they probably don't like Cuckoo Birds.
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Hahaha you never stop cracking us up!
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Usually by the time you get to the last level in a chapter, the pigs would have already cooked the eggs and eaten them. Why does it take so long?
Because they can't decide on fried or scrambled! -
@tas
Nope. I think some pigs would prefer eating the eggs raw.
But you know, they are even too dumb to break the eggs! -
Good one @bullet!
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yea good 1 @bullet
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How did the whole leaderboard thing come about? That just gives the birds more incentive to kill the pigs! I think that's why there's been many invasions from those pesky piggies..... AKA The Aporkalypse!
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I'm surprised that the pigs aren't invincible... They seem too dumb to die!
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lol dats right dats right @tas
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The pigs don't know much of their alphabet, they only know O-I-N-K.
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LOL @tas!!!
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oh yes dats true not 2 mention they also say EGGZ not eggs yea they dont know how 2 spell lol
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so true @penguin! probably don't even know how to spell 'pigs'
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yea or birds @angryboy they probably spell it like this Birdz and these r how they make their sentences "Yummy i likes this food" Brings me more grub" Lets gets the birds" dont they know not 2 add the S lol
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Well the pigs must be pretty smart if they can talk.
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they can talk?
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From what @penguin said, apparently yes.
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I know Ham-O-Ween is already past, but WHY do the pigs cut Eyeholes in the pumpkins they hide in when the birds can totally recognize them like that?
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@tas King Pig even thought the Moon was an Egg!
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idk @justadoo444 those pigs sure r dumb everytime i c them like dat i go HES IN THE PUMPKIN LETS GET HIM like in icarly where those kids rolled Spencer down the hill wen he was in a pumpkin lol
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A bird tongue twister. (Plus me saying the bird's official name for once!) Don't worry, Pigs are still here.
How many Chucks would a Chuck Chucker Chuck if a Chuck Chucker could Chuck Chucks? A meadow filled with pigs.
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Wow dats a crazy tongue twister do we have 2 say it fast three times lol
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Why does chuck chuck chuck? Chuck can't chuck chuck cause chuck is chuck. Hahaha!
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hahahahahahaha dats funny im thinking of han solo LOL and his spongebob laugh
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ROTFLOL! now those are tongue twisters! so if chuck can't chuck the chuck chuckers because he's chuck, can non-chucks chucker chuck while chuck is chucking chuckers, or are the chuck chuckers chucking the non-chuck chuckers?
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Isn't it obvious @angryboy? Chuck chuckers chuck chuck, chuck chucker chuckers chuck chuck chuckers, non-chuck chuckers don't chuck chuck, and chuck-e-cheese chucks kids' souls. Can it get any simpler?
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@tas it sure chuck chuckers can't!
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