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  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    I stole the Christmas Crown just by showing my Christmas Tree emoji doesn’t work
  • ixan57ixan57
    Cheers @HunnyBunny
  • karen68karen68
    Merry Christmas to my flinging friends!

    @desperate-dan maybe the time zone thing made that sound wrong.
    Not working today but did have to work a few hours on Christmas Eve.
  • catsnbirdscatsnbirds
    The BP is beautiful decorated for the holiday season. I especially like the depiction of the Grinch (as voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch) and the candy canes included with each mug of hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps. Merry Christmas all!!!

    @DesperateDan It’s Fahrenheit. Apparently we in the USA are too lazy to switch to the much more common Centigrade (I remember in the early 1970’s there was a movement to join most of the rest of the world, but …)
  • Brian NBrian N
    So in true Alan Partridge fashion I'm pitching a few ideas for new tv shows to the BBC.

    Briton's got Tarrant. A show in which tv presenter Fern Briton abducts and imprisons tv presenter Chris Tarrant. By means of a series of fiendish clues contestants have to find their secret location before Chris is dispatched.

    Haven't heard from them yet but there's plenty more where that came from.

    Monkey tennis?
  • Brian NBrian N
    Ax o' lotl. A game show from Dublin where contestants bring pet amphibians and race them on an obstacle course designed by the people who made the challenges on the Saw movie franchise. Hosted by Eddie Lizzard with expert commentary from Newt Gingrich.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Something I'd like to call Cuttlefish Games. A bunch of Koreans are forced into a sporting contest with the losers facing a gruesome death. Nah that would never carch on.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    I thought the Traitors was pretty good. For some reason I could imagine @hunnybunny lurking in the castle corridors dispatching victims.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Hey @kathy did you get those new eyeballs for Christmas? Get to choose the colours? I'd go for two the same ... though it didn't do Bowie any harm...
    https://youtu.be/kMYg_Ra4cr8
  • Brian NBrian N
    A late entry for BP post of the year @ixan57.
    https://images.app.goo.gl/bnqah5uWgVphBVkNA
  • Brian NBrian N
    Yes @hunnybunny Newport has a lot to offer.
  • ixan57ixan57
    @BrianN obviously you have not seen the ritual dancing around the post after sundown.
  • ixan57ixan57
    Christmas is not the same anymore. Ended up with a black eye. For years me and the lads used to go our local on Christmas eve and have a good knees up then go home and deck the halls. This year the halls were prepared for us.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    @DesperateDan I could easily dispatch people in draughty old castles, but not random strangers. I have a list…

    @BrianN @Ixan57 Wrong Newport, that’s the better one!

    Bad joke…
  • Brian NBrian N
    Love to see that list @hunnybunny.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Do you just do draughty old castles?
  • Brian NBrian N
    I actually thought that was funny @ixan57. Not like you to crack a funny joke, are you on drugs?
  • Brian NBrian N
    What's the difference between in laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Just been watching Glass Onion, not many films with onion in the title. Onion Fields? Anyways here's something you'd appreciate @tompuss wherever you are. Hope you're well.x
    https://youtu.be/pwnefUaKCbc
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Well there is always this.
    https://youtu.be/aBQIAWh3YBs
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Please make some funny / sarcastic / just plain weird comments on this one, just to cheer me up

    Mr Bunny said he would never book a holiday to somewhere colder than home
    He booked a bloody New Years Cruise to Hamburg and Bruges
    Should be sailing today
    We had heavy colds, he had Man Flu, now he’s got pneumonia
    Not serious, but no cruising, and I’m his nurse he’s “too weak’ to do anything
    Doctor said he’ll be fit within three weeks
    He’s going to f@3#@#g pay!
  • Brian NBrian N
    Is pneumonia worse than man flu?
  • Brian NBrian N
    In Bruges is a brilliant little film... Er is that what you were looking for @hunnybunny?
  • Brian NBrian N
    Why don't you watch Misery, you might get some ideas from Kathy Bates @hunnybunny?
  • ixan57ixan57
    @BrianN not surprised the Bunnies have the cold/flu with all that ritual dancing around the post on Newport beach in this weather.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Yeah, not as bad as The Trossachs though. Must admit my sympathies lie with the Bunnyman.
    1 he's married to @hunnybunny. 2 he has man flu.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Never mind, nothing lasts forever.
    https://youtu.be/gm2D0ui6f9I
  • Brian NBrian N
    Here's one for truck drivers everywhere. Often wonder if this is a metaphor for human life. But it seems so literal.
    https://youtu.be/N8bjJf3Q5mE
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Normal BP jukebox service resumed.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    I had man flu for 20 minutes today. Co-incided with being told to go out to the shop.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    What a shit year 2022 was. Can I have my money back please.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Well, you made me laugh
    Happy New Year xx
  • KathyKathy
    I Made it !! .
    Happy New Year Wweooooo Hoooooo ?!!!I got. Lost but I'm doing now:)
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    That made me cry
  • catsnbirdscatsnbirds
    2023
    I still have to stop myself from starting the year with 19__
    We’re living in a science fiction novel!
  • ixan57ixan57
    Happy New year everybody
  • Brian NBrian N
    Sorry I scoffed @hunnybunny, sore throat this morning. Shops are shut so won't be playing the man flu card just yet.
  • ixan57ixan57
    Pubs are open @BrianN no man flu excuse just a new year's (with apostrophe) resolution keeping fit. Heading out for some exercise dear might be some time.
  • Brian NBrian N
    No pubs for me today @ixan57 I partied like it was 1899 last night. Still got snuff up my nose.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Well @desperatedan finally got a pc worthy of the name. Installed bluestacks and wadya know still struggling to download the old versions I want to use. Gaaaaaaahhh! On the plus side got a useful glitchy version of Deck the Halls(sorry @ixan57 Wreck the Halls that is).
    Can't figure out how to go over to the dark side.
  • Brian NBrian N
    If steviep147 is Darth Vader you must be Kylo Ren?
  • KathyKathy
    Again thing phone thing tiny can't stay.
    I'm. In the hosp with pnmonia until Tuesday.
    Hope all are well.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    @Kathy Mr Bunny had pneumonia that wiped out Christmas and the New Year Cruise
    He’s on the mend, but no desire for Guinness or Curry as yet!
    Love and kisses to you xx
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    And The Bunnyman has had a relapse: he’s been hit over the head by a Le Cruset frying pan!
    Apparently, when trying to book a week in Lanzarote (to make up for the forsaken cruise) for the first week in February, the 2nd is wrong.
    The first week of February starts on 24th January…
    Anyone know a good lawyer?
  • Brian NBrian N
    Boy @kathy you sure seem to like hospital food. Hope this year's a better one for you. Think I may have an idea to solve the keyboard problem. Smaller fingers.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Think we should keep an eye on the headlines of the Penarth Times. "Man bludgeoned to death for booking wrong holiday... twice."
    Sounds harsh doesn't it?
  • Brian NBrian N
    Remember that sore throat I told you about? Turns out it's covid again. Thank goodness it isn't something serious like man flu.
  • ixan57ixan57
    Somewhere near Penarth
    https://youtu.be/Sn4BDdQyX_c
  • ixan57ixan57
    Even better listen she has to say poor little bunny.
    https://youtu.be/Zw9v6R4jCTc
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