The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 3040
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  • Come on you taffy sheep worriers!
  • You can call me Prince of Wales.
  • Has anyone checked out Apple's Angry birds Reloaded? Am I right in thinking it requires a subscription? Call me cynical but a year or so after all AB games were taken out of the Apple Store and them making it very hard to download said games on new phones they reappear at a price. You often hear about scammers targetting IPhone users, who new Apple are the biggest culprits.
  • Again with the Crown @BrianN ??? Lol
    Gotta go take care of BP business, I'll be back soon! Play the jukebox!!
  • Yes ma'am Sure Nuff 'N"Yes I Do.

    https://youtu.be/ayUqmladJuo
  • I'm off to bed, 1.00 am here, work tomorrow. Nite all.
  • I think the good Captain could be in your team @brianN. And he could be the captain!
  • My son lives in Wales, even bought a house there this very week. So come on Wales indeed.
  • https://youtu.be/oQ8X-rx-F1w

    Here's another Scottish band, probably long forgotten. Cracking song though.
  • Sorry @brianN not Scotland but British & Irish Lions v Japan | Scottish Rugby Union
  • Hey Everyone :) sorry for the Silence, I got my drain removed yesterday and it leaked twice, have put double dressing on it with extra absorbent bandages. Plus I got my second Jab yesterday and my arm is killing me!! I can't wait to feel normal again!
    Good news is my job is secure!
    Drink up My treat :D
  • Hello peeps, how are you all.?Busy day today.Glad the DOD see your value @kathy. Nothing worse than a leaky drain though. BTW when you get to feeling normal again will you tell me what it's like.?
  • Shame about Wales @hunnybunny. I thought 4-0 was a bit harsh, but Denmark have a good team even without Eriksen. Possible semifinal opponents for Germany.
  • Hey @desperatedan can you tell me how it is England are so good at the white ball form of the game but so average with a red ball?
  • So it's Scottish bands yer after. Here's a rare thing, a Dundonian with a beautiful voice. Gone but not forgotten.

    https://youtu.be/wGtw9_XeIss
  • Hey @kathy I'll have a Boston Tea Party.
  • @BrianN not a bad tune at all! Yes let's have a Tea Party :D
    Well I changed the bandage, looks like it leaked a bit more but only on the little strips they give ya to close it, both bandages looked dry, so this time I only put one!
  • And when I say 'Normal' I only mean back to myself normal, Who really knows what is Normal¿ Although the politicians seem to keep defining it over and over lol!
  • TMI @kathy. Normal is overrated.
  • Lol @Brian yeah sorry TMI.. Shouldn't you be sleeping??
    Nighty Night Birdie Friends ♡♡♡
    I'm going soon
  • @brianN, England pick completely different teams for red and white ball and the white ball batting line-up is inexplicable IMO.

    Tea Party is a dirty word (or two).

    @kathy, don't ever be normal.
  • Talking of Dundonians, apparently people from Hull are called Hullensians.
  • We call ourselves Hullonians @desperatedan :)
  • Different Hull!
  • Well hullo, Hullonian. Welcome to our planet.
  • Lobby @desperatedan right I keep forgetting all our town names here are take offs of Britain.
    Back to the Tea Party:D
  • I looked up what people from Derby should be called and it just said sheep shaggers. I gotta say, Wikipedia isn't what it used to be.
  • Isn't Wikipedia just people opinions of stuff?
  • So what do you think people from Derby should be called @kathy?
  • Idk @DesperateDan Uhmmm Derbymen ?? Derbonians lol..
  • I think the Welsh bagged the sheep shaggers title centuries ago. You'll have to think of something else @desperatedan. I have a comprehensive list of what people from Derbyshire should be called. But this is a family site so I'll refrain.
  • Hey @ixan57 can't believe the commentator nicked my line. "The Czechs are bouncing".
  • Sheep shagger is an obvious consequence of being a Ram (as in the famous Derby Ram). So technically correct.
  • Very British joke (sorry Kathy)
    I can’t see my granny
    But Hancock still gets fanny
  • Well, we certainly know what she was aiding him with.
  • Is it ok to eat pork if it's pink in the middle? Can't wait 3 days for you guys to answer
    my question. In true Homer style I shall eat it. If the hospital has WiFi I'll let you know how I get on.

    Seeing how old Matt is trending got me thinking about a team of politicians made out of body parts but keeping the sport theme going. I'm calling them The Monster Raving Loony Party XI. (surely no one else uses that name?
    Anyway even though Boris Johnson says he'"effing useless" I've got Matt Hancock in. Plays in 2 positions(if only his first name had been Tony) Hard tackle, likes to dribble, good box to box player. Poor disciplinary record. Red carded recently playing away from home.
    I think Boris could sneak in there, you American's know what a Johnson is.
    Dick Cheney get's in, he knows how to handle himself.
    As far as politicians go, you can never have too many Dicks. So tricky Dicky Nixon plays on the wing, good at diving.
    Playing in tandem in midfield we have Ed Balls and Jeffrey Sachs(technically not a politician but close enough). Like to spurt upfield, but not good at running on empty.
    Solid in defence Virginia Bottomley, affectionately known as bottom face. Can sag when the team goes behind, things can quickly turn pear shaped.
    Seems to be a lot of nether regions here. You lot have a go see if you can balance the team out. I reckon given the level of cheating that goes on in the modern game I think this mob would do very well.
    If only there was a politician called R. C. Bum-hole.
  • Speaking of body parts I hear Head n Shoulders have come up with a new body wash. It's called knees and toes.
  • Thought I had cut it fine today for a puppy @gumby, then saw you had cut it even finer. In fact, impossible to be any finer. Drinks on us both I guess, and there could be more pups to come.
  • R.C. Bum-hole would certainly Trump. But in over 3000 pages of the BP we must have reached new low with this topic.

    Nice weather we are having...
  • Congratulations on the puppies gentlemen, better to nick one by 10 points than to miss out by 10.
    Now let's raise the tone of this page. I'm thinking politicians whose names are also sea creatures. Let's face it most of them are shellfish by nature.
    Nicola Sturgeon, Alex Salmon(d), Martin Loofah King...
  • Wot, not what you had in mind @desperatedan?
  • Well my BP friends played the Challenge for about 15 mins came close couple of times then got a good one. Pretty sure this level must've gotten easier at some point. For the reason I've just mentioned, also I'm sure the Rat would've broken 60k.Not boasting just saying excellent chance of a puppy tonight.
  • Definitely puppies up for grabs today!
  • Wow! Two fantastic games tonight. Hope tomorrow is just as good. Oh and good flinging @karen68.
  • 8 pups in the parade so far. But hey, it's only Mirror World's. 8 runts in some people's opinion naming no names.
  • But even more goals (14) than pups. Madness.
  • Woot!! WTG Team BP!! I gotta go get in on this Puppy parade!! :D
    Yeah @Hunnybunny I didn't get the british humour :/
    And @BrianN really more body part names, I don't get them either :/
  • We're up to sea creatures now @kathy. Keep up with the pace. I'm only doing it to annoy @desperatedan. BTW @desperatedan you're starting to sound like the good doctor, a pup's a pup. Stop being such a misso.
  • Lol @Brian I didn't read enough to gather it was sea creatures, thats how uninterested i am in cross referencing people's names I don't know with strange animals ;)
    I Do know of The Good Doctor , he does tell it like it is lol!
    I tried for a pup, but I just don't have any fling left in me at the moment, I'll get back to out once of these days ;)
  • I can't do it without the fez on.
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