The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 3020
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  • Colour or color? I guess it depends on where the BP actually is. Has anyone got philosophical on that one?
  • Anyone for a crown? I prefer painting in a fez.
  • C'mon Brian, I'm sure Hull, Mass is super posh, just like @kathy. It has boulevards for goodness sake. And not a bill ( this word brought to you by the kathyboard) in sight.

    Good grief, kathyboard is coming up as an auto text word. It is a thing!

    Anyway, no fighting in the BP. Mind the wet paint. I do hope you all like purple. OB wanted orange but I put my foot down.
  • Well Spring has now officially Sprung! Let's put that miserable winter behind us.
  • I can't get the Challenge to update. Still stuck in Piggywood studios.
  • Aw @kathy, you should know me by now, there's always an insult around the corner. Speaking of which @desperatedan. You know how you like to do the daily challenge the day after it's finished.? You could do that today and still get a puppy.
  • [email protected], maybe it's not the Matrix. Maybe it's Groundhog Day?

    Perhaps it changes when @sweetp wakes up.
  • Your 289k @briann. 4 bird or 5 birds? I think 5 is better, I missed an easy 290k.
  • Have had decent scores with both. Think 289 was 5 birds.
  • Just for @kathy FANDABDOZI
  • P. S @kathy just seen your crown, it is covered in paint and the aviary bird's are blowing bubbles.
  • Oops, sorry about that. Hopefully it will come out in the wash.
  • FANDABDOZI @Ixan57 !!
    @DesperareDan Really you got paint on my crown :( And what's going on in the Aviary?? I suspect @BrianN had a hand in this???
  • Wasn't Bubbles Michael Jackson's monkey?
  • I don't want to think about it.
  • Marvellous what OB has under the counter. Patent paint stripper for crowns, coronets and tiaras. Works a treat. Good as new @kathy.
  • STEP Away from the Crown!! @Everyone!! *Snatches Crown from @DesperateDan* barely sidestepping OB , just in time before the big blowup!!
    Don't you guys a know anything about Solid Gold!! Solid!!
  • @DesperateDan thank you :)'sorry I should've finished reading before I scolded! I got as far as what OB has under the counter then I panicked lol! I know what he has under that counter, I put it there lol!
  • I've been stuck on another Netflix show, called Reckoning, is pretty good, anyone seen it!
    And ohh yeah @BrianN I knew you were joking, I was just busting your (chops) lol.. actually Hull in the winter is like hicksville, quiet beach town
  • Paris in the springtime, Hull in the wintertime.

    That's half the year sorted.
  • Yeah I also Don't want to hear about Michael Jackson's monkey , bubbles¿? I'm literally probably the Only Person on the planet to believe He's innocent!! He had a rough growing up, I should've been a lawyer, but he was aquitted anyway , We all have right to presumption of Innocence until Proven guilty! Or is that just a U.S. thing? I really don't know, I'm genuinely asking?
  • Yeah @DesperateDan , yeah that's actually 2 half's of the year but it's the same half in two different places?¿It that makes Any sense? I'm not making much sense tonight I know, Idk why, just one of those nights
  • What are you doing awake at this hour? Dan? Hope Twiggy s not having a hard night?
  • Nighty night ..
  • Guess we have to blame Bubble's upbringing for his lewd behaviour. Hey @kathy we established a while back that you still believe in fai(ae) ries. Bet you believe everything Megan Markle says is true also? The Royal Family are a bunch of racist scoundrels? (well that bit is believable)
    Don't take this the wrong way guys, but I'd never have guessed Megan was black if she didn't keep harping on about it. She must be the whitest black person since... er... Michael Jackson.
  • Er, @kathy, where did this Solid!! gold crown come from in the first place?
  • And you are correct, @kathy, you are not making any sense at all. Whatever season it is in Paris, it will be the same in Hull, Mass. It can't be winter in Hull and spring in Paris at the same time.
    But I am confused about what happens as you cross the equator. In just one step you can go straight from midwinter to midsummer or vice versa.
  • Uhmmm @BrianN Who is Megan Markle? Just kidding lol, she's that chick from the Royale Family that said "up yours" I'm moving to Canada and taking your son and your unborn grandchild with me! Now I hate Canada and have decided I'm identifying as a Poor deprived Black woman, who Megan Markle as such may be entitled to reparations if I move to the US?
    Or that a Faerie Tale I've heard?
  • Great now I have to Ban myself from my own Pub!!
    @DesperateDan Aren't All Crowns Solid Gold?
  • And Btw We have a senator with blonde hair and blue eyes who's a native American! She has the High Cheekbones to prove it, And MawMaws cook book!
    Btw yeah I guess it's different under the equator! But the weather across the pond Must differ from here somewhat? No?
    I'm out.. banned for life...
  • Ok I UnBanned myself because I can do that lol!
    @DesperateDan to answer your question, @Estar created the Crown for me because I was deemed @PrincessPageChanger , But now it seems I'm being challenged! Lol..
  • I am imagining @estar forging this crown in the satanic bowels of the earth, rather like Sauron forging the one ring to rule them all. Or is my imagination a little overactive? Can you just get gold crowns on Ebay?
  • Oh, it seems there are no seasons near the equator other than wet or dry. In my research I discovered that the driest place on earth is in Antarctica where it has neither rained or snowed for at least two million years. Don't say the BP isn't educational.
  • And I repeat, where is the BP? And is it really Spring there? I am well aware now that we are giving it a spring clean when in fact to patrons from (say) Australia, we are entering Autumn ( or Fall if you must). Do we have any antipodean flingers? I guess Peru is south of the equator, were our dragon loving friend still allowed in.
  • Anyway it is looking good. Do we have some Easter bunting maybe @kathy?
  • Yeah @kathy, you certainly are challenged. Mawmaw's cookbook sounds great. Dice pepper with tomahawk, add scalp... That kind of thing?
  • Hey @karen68, you know I'm not one to stir the pot, but did I just @kathy say she hates Canada?
  • Since @desperatedan is getting all meteorological on us about Antarctica, did you know it's thought to have the calmest place on earth, on top of a huge icy plateau. Also the windiest, Commonwealth Bay, av wind speed 50mph,but regularly sees wind speeds of over 150 mph. Apparently the average life span of window cleaners is not long.
  • Song I haven't for years just popped into my head today. Always think of my newly married neice, fit as a fiddle now but born 8 weeks premature weighing only 2 lbs.

    https://youtu.be/5ivKzieP9ZU
  • I think the Canadaphobe was actually Megan Markle. You really must read the post carefully @briann.
  • Ok One day off work and I'm 10 posts behind??
    @DesperateDan Luckily for you Estar isn't around anymore to hear you compare her to an evil bring from the satanic bowels of whatever you said!! I'm horrified myself! Estar is Heaven sent and would give you the shirt off her back if you were hemmed and cold! But she can be vengeful, mind you I'd edit your comment if I were you *insert Rolly Guy*
  • @BrianN Keep Up will ya?? I don't hate Canada!
    Back to @DesperateDan thanks for catching that ;) And for the equator info, interesting about Antarctica, it sounded perfect until Brian mentioned the wind! I bet Hull is the second windiest place on earth lol! And the BP is located in Slingtown , Anywhere 02001
    If you read through the first few pages you'll find more info on is founding, unfortunately the creator of the Forum, because we couldn't both do it, and it was my idea but Ripsys creative writing skills collaborate effort, had the whole story of the beginnings on page 1, but it's since been condensed, and I believe for copyright reasons, Ripsy removed the story Or for Space reasons Birdleader reduced the heading , because we after all are still in the old Forum by choice
  • Sorry guys that was me winding folk up. Turning over a new leaf.
  • Maple leaf.
  • Lol @BrianN, I understood Kathy’s comment. :)
  • Lol @BrianN
    Nice to see you taking a break @Karen68 , of course you've always been good at KathySpeak ;)
    These guys slowly catching on lol
  • Did u just add a load of stuff to ur last post @kathy?

    I notice on opening page there's a warm welcome. "This is a place for tired tossers". Must be why I feel so at home. Oh wait it's.. er... "weary fingers"... oops.
  • And I'm sorry, the first few pages don't mention Slingtown, but that was an original part of the story, PigHam City is the capital lol!
  • Yeah @BrianN that's @Rdnzltips.. @Ripsys creative writing :D
  • Now you know why his nickname is Ripsy lol, another Estar acronym :D
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