The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 2120
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  • Thanks @birdaddict! I made it just in time. Love that picture of Mumsie!
  • @sweetp and @bird addict you both have sweet dreams! see you in your morning!

    @jlz shake your head and snap back to reality before you start with the next 45 minutes, don't want you to have to face lawsuits and trying to explain why you were in such a head rush and made mistakes hahahaha
  • @Rat I agree with you about the dog/deer. But you'd better ask Mumsie before you shoot it, lol. I just like the way it winks and smiles - it's kinda creepy but funny. Same could be said for the golf club warmers. Hopefully they'll give her a smile or two.
    Night night for real :D
  • @Estar To say nothing about the fact that I'm running on 95kbps for internet at the moment. No way I can keep up with you ladies.
  • I said "If I was a hunter" @birdaddict. Good night and sweetp dreams.
  • Why are you running on such a snail pace internet Mister @Rat I haven't been able to read back the comments of last night and yesterday... but I think things will slow down soon as the ladies over on your side are hitting the pillow. And I ... will... try... to... talk.... slowwwwwwwwwly... for... ya ;))))
  • Cable company woes @Estar. I'm launching a full attack on them in a few hours.
  • Hiya @JLZ666! Glad to see you here, helping us celebrate!

    @Estar, across the pond here in California, we're 9 hours behind you Dutchies. I have to keep remembering that too! Yup, time for me to greet my pillow! Have a wonderful day, and I'll catch up with you in your evening. (((HUGS)))

    Those knitted club covers are perfect @birdaddict!

    *Clink* cheers everyone! Now, where is our birthday girl?!?
  • Thank you @rat9, nighty-night. And good luck with your cable ISP! They should give you a free month for all the bad service you're getting.

    Sweet dreams, @birdaddict. Thanks for the reminder! BTW, love your Garfield, my fav cartoon cat! Big (((HUGS))) Sis!
  • Ahhh nothing sweeter that the wrath of mister @rat... be aware CableCompanyClowns ... something is about to hit you... VERY HARD!!
  • You ain't just whistlin' Dixie @Estar. I'm maddddd.
  • @sweetp I have a couple of my nest friends in a world clock list... there are too many different ones between you, Mister rat and a couple of others, all one hour difference at a time, so I need that reminder... I did see a comment, not sure who it was that said the world clock thing also works on the iPad, I think it was the birthday girl herself and I meant to ask her about it... don't think today will be the day for such a question right ahhahahaa... anyway night night and *clink* to our best Mumsie from the Nest!!
  • We should have known @Mumsie was too busy for a birthday party. She only comes to the BP to rest up for her next adventure. Keep on truckin' girl.
  • And you should be mister @Rat don't they know how vital the internet is nowadays?? We Dutchies are known for them to be connected at all times and have fast internet... to imagine such a slow internet?! If our cable company has troubles (120 MBps is promised, but we get a measly 80 MBps right now hee hee) I just use my cell internet which is 7,2MBps which is still that much faster than your 95Kbps... yours is just human torture!! They should be locked up for having you go thru that!
  • Funny that you should mention free service for a month @SweetP. The reason my internet speed is so slow is they gave me free movies for a year because of the problems I had with them a couple of weeks ago. They goofed and lowered my access speed at the same time. The manager already knows me by name. He may make a run for it when I come through the front door.
  • All done and dusted for 20mins and nope,no lawsuit expected @estar ;) I really did have to take my party head off and concentrate though! I see mumsie hasn't arrived yet? My guess is she's desperately trying to but can't get the iPad off the G'kids! @rat I'm feeling you on the Internet issue. I'm piggybacking off the restaurant next door and have to keep fingers crossed they don't get to busy when I need to be here! The way my morning went I was convinced I was going to have zero.
    @estar I'm going to try to reduce the "keep calm" poster as I think it's a tad to big!
  • Hot cheez! Didn't mean "feeling you" @rat! Meant "hearing you" oh my! No more champagne for Jlz!
  • Feeling you works @JLZ666. You used it correctly.
  • I think I'll try and get a power nap before the party gets into full swing. I might need it for what I plan on doing to the Cable company as well.

    Happy Birthday @Mumsie, wherever you are.
  • Mmmm not in my mind @rat but whatever!
    Ok I really need a coffee and virtual isn't going to cut it so popping to deli for a caffeine fix.
  • off to get me a cup as well JLZ... see you all soon!
  • have a good recharging time mister @Rat
  • Haahaaaa! @estar I was wondering where they were! Can't wait for @kathy to give her gift heehee!
    Ok as it looks like I'm here alone,I'll get OB to take score. Here goes.....1.....2.....3.........FORE!
    *shatter* Oopsie,sorry OB,where's the dust pan and brush?
  • Oh no I'm late!!! Thank you all sooooooo much - love everything!after I'd done breakfast for the grands I had to dash into town to pick up some stuff for my Mummy! 3 more grands arriving soon so we'll take them out for wither pizza or Mackie Ds ( if it's Mackie Ds I'll just have a coffee - really don't like them! Thanks a million (((((((((hugs))))))))) to all by birdie friends I'll pop back later! OB drinks on my tab for the rest of the day!
  • Good Morning everyone! !
    See @kelani @fenikus when ssomeone give me the right CODEs I have no troubles hee hee
    @mumsie42 have a Wonderful Birthday♡♡♥♥♡♥♥
    My work bell is ringing gotta fly
  • K really gotta fly.
    @Mumsie Love ya sorry I can't stick around to celebrate. .I'll catch up with you later.
    OB has intrustructions to cater to your every need and Pamper you all day..OHh wait hee hee that's what he does on a daily basis haeehoo
    Your very much loved around here Mumsie hope your day is as wonderful as you are♥♥
  • Mumsie, I put together a special menu in honor of your Birthday!!!!! Enjoy!!!!! :D

    Drinks:
    Arnold Palmer
    Sweet TEE
    The 19th Hole

    Food:
    Chip Shots - potato chips

    Golf Ball Salad - cherry tomatoes, fresh mozzarella balls, basil and oil
    Green Jacket Salad with Augusta, GA...Master's Dressing

    Club Sandwich
    Peanut "Putter" Sandwich
    Sand Trap
    Bogie Hoagie

    Mulligan Stew

    "Par" Faits

    Lots of Birthday Cake and Ice Cream!!!!!
  • Lunchtime over on this side of the pond and boy what I'd give to pass on my real life tuna sandwich for Mumsies delish spread! It all sounds amazing @sunshine apart from the bogie hoagie!!! Bogie also means booger over here LMAO! It sounds normal when it's used in golf terms but wrapped in a hoagie? Bleughhhh!! Everybody's cakes are stunning as per usual :D. So Mumsie dropped in when there was nobody here? Figures :( Don't worry @Mumsie,you go and have a wonderful day with your family (hopefully not at macky D's) Everything (apart from some food and drink) will be waiting on you!
    @kathy It looks like we've all graduated from numpty school today! Well maybe not quite but at least we can skip summer school this year!
    Ok I'm going to go outside and play around on the mini golf course. @sunshine seeing as you're the only one here do you wanna play with me?
  • I've just noticed we've went for the same artist for our avys @sunshine! I've been cut off at the kilt unfortunately but then again most Scots play golf legless ;) ooooooh I'm glad hubby can't see that comment ;)
  • @jlz-666 let's give it a go!!!!
  • Okeydokey @sunshine! Don't know if it's a farmyard theme or different states but let's give it a bash,it looks fun AND it's sunny! OB could we have our drinks and cake to go please? Cheers!
  • @Jlz666 it reminds me of a board game I had when I was a kid...Hey Pa!! There's a goat on the roof!!! Lol ;D
  • Where?
  • @rat9 where...where?
    Scroll up.....you will see the goat!!!
  • @Sunshine Poor girl. You live in a barrel drum with a metal roof? I'll bet that's noisy when it rains.

    Edit: And with your father. That's got to be a little cramp too.
  • @rat sure is!!!!!! Lol :)
    Hey, @mumsie42 and fellow party animals....@estar had to step out for a bit. She is having a hectic day!!!!! Extremely busy girl!!! She will be back later to party down with the Birthday Girl and friends!!!!! :D
  • She's been gone a long time @Sunshine. I've had a full nights sleep since she was last here. @Mumsie snuck in while I slept. Drats!

    Definition of a full nights sleep: Anything over two hours.
  • Happy Birthday, Mumsie!
    Hope you have a great one, and all your shots are under par for the next year :-)))))
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